Pam is Awesome Everyday

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I’m a sucker for a good monkey.

lol, taylor goes, “That monkey looks like captian kirk!”

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inothernews:

reimer:

mayafish:

Wow, really?

Thanks to twitter’s awesome new retweet feature* I got to see this gem from some jerk I don’t follow in my timeline.

For the record, people’s jokes on twitter are often the only thing keeping me from throwing myself off a bridge. And I follow hardly anyone who uses it for business. No one does it right, and it all tends to just look like spam. Plus, if I’m not in your industry, I probably don’t care about your business tweets.

Also: HEY DOUCHEBAG. SORRY MY CAREER IS SUFFERING BECAUSE OF THIS BULLSHIT ECONOMY AND THAT I DON’T HAVE ANY “BUSINESS TWEETS” WORTH READING.

*Not really awesome.

Everything she said. And: if my life and my bank account weren’t a joke(s), I’d have nothing to Tweet about. Who’s the smart one now, Mr. Meeting Guy.

That guy’s name is so easy to fix.

I’m seeing a Courage Wolf style meme here….  anyone?

Tracy Morgan and Michael Ian Black.

This guy can choke on their joke-tweeting dicks, and wallow in disapointment over their massive bank accounts.

thelos:

sqpeg:

Sigh….

joshdee:(via katelynfarriella)

revengeofrickywilliams:

Kim Rupe, The Revenge of Ricky Williams’ own Fan Club Princess… giving our logo some well deserved lovin’.

Yes, we have a full-sized sign. Yes we are taking pictures with it all over the place, mostly parties.

Yes, it’s 3d. Yes, you may lick it.

via www.usasoda.com

Mr Pibb: Great cat name, or greatest cat name?