Pam is Awesome Everyday RSS

I'm Pam Newman.

I am awesome
every
day.

You can email me at: oreobarbie@gmail.com
Add me to your Google talk.
AIM: MiaMeiou
I have a vimeo profile that is ultra rad.
Sometimes I paint stuff

My Heroes:

Gwen Stefani
Pippi Longstocking
Punky Brewster
Oprah
Baby, Scary and Sporty Spice
The Powerpuff Girls

I like:

The Internet Going to work Alcohol Dancing
Karaoke
Sanrio thingies
Painting
Barack Obama
Video games
Swearing

Archive

May
9th
Fri
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chrisgarcia:

The music and really simple, ridiculous concept make this video really fun to watch. I think that may be the key to good comedy… It has to be fun. 

this is, by far, the funniest thing I’ve seen on the internet in WEEKS.

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because you're too ugly
May
8th
Thu
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Lost, Desmond and Sayid reinforce my attraction to men with long dark hair.
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I just got very very excited for tonight’s episode of lost.
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My cat peed on my gym bag.
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Just back away from him with your arms raised and say “WHY Y’ALL TEST MY
GANGSTA?
— Evelyn, in response to me talking about a dickbag at work.
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BROKE

Okay, everything you’re about to read is totally true, and I implore you to take me seriously. The number at the bottom is really my number.

My name is Pam Newman,

I DESPERATELY need money. I am having difficulty balancing my funds as easily as I used to (Since gas is about 4 dollars a gallon, milk is almost 5 bucks a gallon and veggies are through the roof), and have spent all of my savings on catching up with my bills. I want to live a normal life, not lose my car or get evicted.

I can’t even afford home internet service right now. Seriously.

I have beautiful artsy stuff to sell, and I want it to go to people who will love it.

I have hand made art which I will ship to you free of charge. Flat price of $50 bucks for each piece until the end of May (which is the imperative time that I earn monies): http://awesome-everyday.com/artwork.aspx I will pay for shipping after I receive your payment.

If you want me to create a painting for you, and you have a concept, email me with what you would like. We can work it out for anywhere between the flat $50 charge for something simple to $100 dollars for something that might be a little more involved.Don’t be a frog, please reblog.

Awesome everyday:

Pam Newman

If you’d like to contact me by phone, I suggest sending a text message with your name and your favorite color or maybe your favorite animal or… maybe something relevant to this post, lol. This is only because I don’t answer phone calls from unknown numbers. 

215-459-3248 

May
7th
Wed
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My right ankle and foot have been bothering me for months, but i can’t go to the doctor because i have no insurance. God bless america.
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Anyone in the mood to give me three thousand dollars?
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dear douchebags

We know you think you’re fantastic.

The fact is that we don’t give a shit.

Please do us all a favor and shut the hell up.

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Oh boys and girls, how i’ve missed the gym.
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adamholwerda:

WHAT IS THIS?!

IT’S AWESOME; THAT’S WHAT IT IS.

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Oh, and hay, I joined the Y last night— that’s what I’m doing at my lunch break. W00T.
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lol: Confused about careers? Rethinking your life path? The YLNT JOBBOTRON is here to help: http://xrl.us/jobbo