You know, as much as I enjoy using facebook:
It is an unreliable, rapidly-changing to the point of being annoying, browser crashing piece of shit.
(via willzone)
I’m a sucker for a good monkey.
lol, taylor goes, “That monkey looks like captian kirk!”
Academia vs. Bikini Kill(via gillianmae)
I haven’t even read this yet, but I already like it.
Wow, really?
Thanks to twitter’s awesome new retweet feature* I got to see this gem from some jerk I don’t follow in my timeline.
For the record, people’s jokes on twitter are often the only thing keeping me from throwing myself off a bridge. And I follow hardly anyone who uses it for business. No one does it right, and it all tends to just look like spam. Plus, if I’m not in your industry, I probably don’t care about your business tweets.
Also: HEY DOUCHEBAG. SORRY MY CAREER IS SUFFERING BECAUSE OF THIS BULLSHIT ECONOMY AND THAT I DON’T HAVE ANY “BUSINESS TWEETS” WORTH READING.
*Not really awesome.
Everything she said. And: if my life and my bank account weren’t a joke(s), I’d have nothing to Tweet about. Who’s the smart one now, Mr. Meeting Guy.
That guy’s name is so easy to fix.
I’m seeing a Courage Wolf style meme here…. anyone?
Tracy Morgan and Michael Ian Black.
This guy can choke on their joke-tweeting dicks, and wallow in disapointment over their massive bank accounts.
Kim Rupe, The Revenge of Ricky Williams’ own Fan Club Princess… giving our logo some well deserved lovin’.
Yes, we have a full-sized sign. Yes we are taking pictures with it all over the place, mostly parties.
Yes, it’s 3d. Yes, you may lick it.
I have an incredibly bad headache.
I get them like this every once and a while, and I think it is related to barometric pressure, because advil doesn’t help.
It started in the middle of the night around when the rain stopped (I’m guessing). It’s all sinus pressure and it hurts like a motherfucker.
My mother has been IMing me like it’s a favor to me.
I’ve had 4 interviews in the past week, and one more later this week for a gig I don’t think I’ll want.
Also, I have been pooping non-stop.





