January 2008
Oh god. Ice cream is so good.
Working on your birthday should be illegal.
Come to the Stickam chat and help bring in my birthday!
NY Times: Edwards Is Out →
johnbrissenden: marco: This is big news. He had a lot of followers. (More than Jakob.) But he’s not endorsing any other candidate on the way out. If the majority of his followers choose to vote in one direction, that could definitively hand the primary to Hillary or Obama.I can’t see many Edwards supporters going to Clinton, can you? Edwards supporters will go Obama, because Hillary is a...
Pats vs. Giants
peterwknox: Neither. As an Eagles fan… blah blah blah. Pam Retorts: I can root for the Giants. I’m just happy that the New England Patriots (Fuck the Patriots) and the Dallas Cowboys (Fuck the cowboys) will not be at the superbowl. If the Eagles aren’t there, that’s all that matters. Go New York.
Enjoying my first pre-work cup of starbucks in months. So fucking good. Yum.
Fuck it’s cold!
Gonna go swing dancing tonight! Haven’t been since last month. this oughtta be good!
Dear louisville: why did you not tell me about cafe 360 sooner?
Dear europeans: thank you for making me laugh today. Please continue entertaining me.
“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.”
– Mae West
WatchYour daily funny. -blakewhitman F*#K!!!
Being a vegetarian is way less stressful than i thought it would be. And cheaper.
The FAIL Blog →
nostrich: This blog has massive fail. (No, seriously!)
Two more days until i’m twenty seven years old. Bring on the party!
WatchFergalicious Lipdub on Vimeo (via Vimeo) This is. By far. The most insane act of public entertainment I have ever wittnessed. College student + Neon Green headband + Fergie + … Supermarket = HILARITY
Dear Tumblr People
THANK YOU FOR THE UN-FOLLOW BUTTON. That is all.
“What’s better than eating? (If you say “sex,” you’re...”
– The first line of the introduction to, “Skinny Bitch in the Kitch” by Rory Freedman and Kim Barnouin
Today is gonna suck at work. Corporate is visiting which means no tumblr, no facebook, no Cnn! How an i supposed to know what’s happenin …
I wrote this about 6 months ago
I saw Hillary. She’s great, but as much as I’d like a strong female president (A Libra), I’d prefer a cocky, headstrong black president (A Leo). That’s what we need. We’ve had this pussy of a Cancer president for 8 fucking years (George W, July 6th). His wishy-washy idiocy is doing nothing but making you (the united states) look like the really cool friend who shows...
@billiejeane hell yeah i really am! It’s gonna be AWESOME!
Roller derby is so awesome. I’ll be one bad-ass bitch in like two months!
Evil Slutopia →
Worth a read. A cool feminist blog that uses phrases like, “Giuliani can suck it.” Sweet.
Karaoke, Beeyotch!
Tattoos
brandon : use it to pull some scenester girls then turn them down for being scenester girls.
pam: HAHAHA!
pam: fantastic
brandon: my friends with a bunch of tattoos pulls them so easily for the simple fact that they have tattoos...I want to do that just so I can turn them down and therefore make myself that much hotter since I will be un attainable
brandon: stroke the ego
pam: HAHAHAHA
pam: you're silly, but I like it
pam: that's hilarious
Bros before Hoes; Vote Barack Obama! — livejamie i lol’d
Crazy Aaron's Puttyworld - UPDATED *Magnetic*... →
Videos lie behind this link, friends. A ton of people in my office are buying this stuff. It’s gonna be AWESOME.
Japanese Bug Fights .com →
“You know it’s pretty dope, Pam.” - Michael B, one of my co-workers.
His away message still says that, days later....
Joe's Away message: man, they don't close this many stores on real holidays
Arguments ensued: And I'm not posting the majority of them because they really irritated me.
Pam: mlk day is the same as labor day or any other national holiday
Joe: cept, all those other holidays are for people that are national heros. of all the people that fought for civil rights in this county, MLK is a cult of personality wrapped around questionable motives
Pam: [has gone offline]
“It looks like ice, ice baby!”
– The anchors on the weather channel’s early national morning updates.
Amy Winehouse Enters Rehab : Says, "No, no, no." →
sassygirl
I'll pass on Lodwicking.
blah blah blah blah… I current follow 96 people and am followed by 1166. — jakoblodwick good idea! make that 1165… — davidlook 1163 now, I do believe by examining the history of that mega-reblogged post. I’m going to publicly address how I feel about Jakob Lodwick, and let me preface it by saying that I am someone who actually loves vimeo, the community therein, adore the...
Laser Cats
Pam: try this one
http: //vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=1264505
Mom: cats and lasers?
in the futrue
Pam: SOOOOO GOOD.
Mom: hahahhaah
my cat shoots bombs from the other end
hahahahaha
from LiveJournal
amai_unmei wrote: Which one of y'all motherfuckers killed Heath Ledger?
oreobarbie wrote:
srrsly
it was batman.
amai_unmei wrote:
I was at the bus stop when I read this comment. I laughed SO LOUD. People gave me funny looks.
So wrong, yet so right!
The Gift of Vision →