January 2009
I’m in north jersey getting ready to party in nyc!
I am ready to get this party started!
December 2008
In a cab on the way to the airport … Cab Number is 420 and he is playing bob marley!
Philadelphia & New York! LET'S PARTY. Seriously.
Tomorrow I’ll be in Philadelphia. Holla atcha girl if you’ll be there.
The rest of the week I’ll be in New York*. Holla atcha girl if you’ll be there.
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If you want to hang out email me and I will send you my phone number/call ya.
*I’m staying in North Jersey, so if you’re there, also feel free to holla if...
New Year's Eve in Times Square
antikris:
nickmcglynn:
Here is some helpful advice if you plan on going to Times Square for New Years.
AntiKris’ Times Square New Years Eve advice….dont fucking do it.
a-fuckin’-greed.
is there a way to cause your appendix to burst?
jaimeleighfairbrother:
I could really use a couple days in a hospital. Wait. Do hospitals have wi-fi?
try getting a parasite.
http://www.emedicinehealth.com/appendicitis/page2_em.htm#Appendicitis%20Causes
“She looks like Topanga, but more awesome.”
– Pam is Awesome Everyday
Which one, me or sis? I used to get called “Topanga” all the time in high school.
(via jgh)
You do. I think you’re prettier than Topanga.
New Years Eve is like the Adult Version of the...
hannahmaimai:
malty:
I read that as: New years eve is like the adult version of the porn.
Hi my name is Morgan and I kill hours looking at... →
(via morganism82)
What’s up with the girls on weardrobe, anyway? Like, their outfits are hella cute, but 90% (jessica not included in this overwhelming majority) of them looking down, or to the side, or just hanging their damn heads!
I want to create a support group for them where I tell them they are beautiful and that smiling at cameras will not diminish the cutness of their outfits.
8 songs
yoquieropancakes:
Do you have any songs that you could just listen to forever and ever? I mean like sit there and put the song on repeat and just keep listening to it and never get bored or annoyed?
Caress Me Down - Sublime
The World At Large - Modest Mouse
Throwing Stones - Grateful Dead
El Scorcho - Weezer
This Must Be The Place - Talking Heads
Remix of Ignition - R Kelly
City on Down -...
seriously planettampon?
jgh:
awesome-everyday:
jgh:
wtf was that
jgh = late to party
if being late to the party means not constantly following tumblr drama i’m glad to be late
jgh = also more mature than me ;-)
A beach scene
He runs out of the ocean and I shout out:
“EVERYONE LOOK! MIKE HUNT IS SOAKING WET!”
seriously planettampon?
jgh:
wtf was that
jgh = late to party
A BATTLE FOR ULTIMATE SUPREMACY
Mike hunt vs mike hock
alright, dudes, let's all snap the fuck out of...
jaimeleighfairbrother:
I’ll start:
Who has green fingers that smell like pork?
—-
Kermit the Frog
Mike Hunt loves a nice hard salami.
Funny thing to me about people being dicks on...
afghanistanbananastand:
I would venture that 90% of you wouldn’t have the balls to say the shit you say on tumblr to people’s faces.
I think you find it far too easy to have that computer screen protecting you.
Whatever I say on tumblr, you can rest assured I’d say to any of your faces.
Curious to find out if this is true? I’ll be in New York all weekend.
the current dramz has nothing to do with me. ...
jaimeleighfairbrother:
I’m gonna go all crazy and light somebody’s high school float on fire.
hahaha, I love this girl.
Hey People from North Jersey
What are some easy ways to get to Midtown NYC & brooklyn from Secaucus?
I know there is a train station there… does anyone know how much it is to park there?
If you could eliminate any one type of insect...
amandoline:
(via ifyoucould)
mosquitos.
Anything that carries plauge or disease has gotta go.
And so it begins! DING DING!
I’m so glad there’s a little internet drama today. Work is slow.
Why the hell do people think they will gain...
I am confused.
Tell the Obama administration to reverse Bush's... →
jaimeleighfairbrother:
meredithnyc:
President Bush’s new regulation allowing individual health care providers to redefine abortion to include the most common forms of birth control poses a serious danger to women’s health. With the economy stumbling and more and more Americans uninsured, this is the worst possible time for the government to deny women, men and families access to basic health...
Online Video isn't just for Honkies →
This is an article from over a year ago which discusses where the hell the Black people on the internet are/were.
At the time, we were represented on youtube, mainly. But as Vimeo has gained more popularity, I’ve noticed more Black people using the service. I think I was just jumping the gun when I made the video that he mentions, because Vimeo was still very new at the time.
The video was...
The Rough Plans:
Leave motherfucking kentucky with Taylor tomorrow morning some time around the ass crack of dawn
Arrive in Philadelphia sometime around 9:30am
Get a breif philly driving tour from my mom
Hang out in Philly with Taylor, possibly meet up with my friend Tanya.
Eat Tastycakes. Walk on South street. Drink Wawa coffee. Walk around in the Gallery mall. Visit Chinatown.
Eat a cheesesteak prepared in...
Get excited!
kaytee:
One moar hour.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
peterwknox:
I don’t think that everyone really understands the improbabilty of the Eagles making the playoffs. Like, if I had bet that, I’d be so paid. But I’d be absolutely insane to have bet on it in the first place. It’s a freaking miracle.
Fuck yeah. Let’s hear it for the Eagles shitting in the faces of the Cowboys!!!
I’ll be in Philly tomorrow. Holla.
Top 5 Best Tumblr's of All Time
poortaste:
1. Dylon 2. Dylon 3. Dylon 4. Dylon 5. Dylon
He spits hot fire!
need synonyms for vagina, shame-cave, kitty-cage,...
onemoretimewithfeeling:
shorterexcerpts:
natashavc:
(snatch, cooter, who-ha, are all so obvs)
BUT i’m looking for something fresher (HA!)
ok so far I have
squeeze-box
gash
man-pleaser
canal
bajingo
box (one of the dumber ones, but apparently is big in the OH region?)
muff (which really can only apply if there’s a good bit of 70s bush going on I think)
beef curtains
fish/pink...
6 Insane Discoveries That Science Can't Explain |... →
afghanistanbananastand:
this article has had me completely riveted for about an hour now.
I’ve heard of a couple of these. Totally rad and worth reading.
REMEMBER MARILYN MANSON? →
I do. And I still like this song.
tomorrow
I am attending a dinner party.
I am bringing little sugar cookies with different things on them (food coloring, chocolate chips, cinnamon, nothing at all) and some home-made whipped cream that I dyed yellow.
I will say the desert is:
Construct your own snow man with Yellow snow. :-)
i know it's a little late
loonachic:
awesome-everyday:
loonachic:
but i still feel like hanging a dildo on our building’s christmas tree. i might even downgrade a little and hang a butt plug instead.
do it!
i don’t have a dildo or a butt plug, but there’s a sex shop down the street where i can pick one up. hey, i wonder if they’re having any after holiday sales?
LMFAO ALL DICKS 13” and UP 1/2 OFF SALE!
...
i know it's a little late
loonachic:
but i still feel like hanging a dildo on our building’s christmas tree. i might even downgrade a little and hang a butt plug instead.
do it!
Last.fm Eclectic Test: How Eclectic is your Music... →
up-schist-creek:
johnbrissenden:
butterflyeffect:
bmichael:
I scored a 650.
768 for me. Apparently that gives me bragging rights.
Ooooooh! 765
*Ahem* 770.
I don’t think a high score really gives you bragging rights. I haven’t used last.fm in quite a while, but when I was using it last, I was going through a VERY serious pop music phase, as illustrated below:
Take your...
NEED NOW
there are:
chips
spinach avacado dip
and copious amounts of beer
in this house.
I’m about to go on a fucking bender.
“When I said my dessert tasted like caulk, I was sadly and horrifyingly...”
– gordon shumway (via smartblonde)