December 2009
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New Years is like a giant excuse to get fucked up.
I do not take such excuses lightly.
I'm going to strive to have the best new year's...
Although some odds are against me (and they’re kind of ugly ones), I’m going to try really have a good time.
Wish me luck?
No wonder men thought bitches was crazy back in...
Because a lot of us are, and we can’t really help it.
Dudes are fuckin’ crazy too. Makes a bitch wanna be crazy, ya know?
Bejwled Blitz
I don’t want to pay for bejweled 2, it kind of sucks.
I do, however, want to pay for bejewled blitz, because it’s WAY MORE FUN.
But pop-cap doesn’t think bejewled blitz is worth payin’ for.
I disagree!
*skidmarks*
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UGH TEENAGE DRAMA BULLSHIT ON MY FACEBOOK WALL...
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ITS PMDD
I forgot I had it, because I was taking Yaz, and it stopped the symptoms.
Well, without health insurance, there is no Yaz, because that shit is 90 fucking dollars. Thus, my batshit craziness.
But I sure enough feel better today, and my vagina is spewing blood. Hmm. Wow.
It is awesome that I'm a black female and our...
Because now we get to play festivals for women, gay people, black people, and I mean, we’ll play for regular straight white dudes too.
But I mean… cool.
Chicken Shwarma Saves the Day!
What a delicious lunch!
I really am losing my shit
I just typed:
neopets.com
into my browser.
Twilight of the Psychopaths by Dr. Kevin Barret →
poortaste:
Civilization, as we know it, is largely the creation of psychopaths. All civilizations, our own included, have been based on slavery and “warfare.” Incidentally, the latter term is a euphemism for mass murder.
The prevailing recipe for civilization is simple:
1) Use lies and brainwashing to create an army of controlled, systematic mass murderers;
2) Use that army to enslave large...
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TUMBLR IS SO FULL OF DRAMA AND RANTS AND IRRITATED...
n-n-nicky:
we need some weed.
I don't want people to ask me anything.
dawnowar:
Especially not anonymously.
What’s wrong with you people?
If you really want to understand, read this book:
http://www.generationme.org/
I really love you Pirate Meg
I wish we lived closer.
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List of Disowned Franchises:
Chipmunks
Fast & The Furious
Indiana Jones
*Spider Man
Rescue squad not on call.
pirata:
awesome-everyday:
Nobody will rescue you from you. You’ve got to do that yourself.
In the past 20 minutes I’ve had a panic attack, almost cried about 3 times, and considered going home to lock myself in my room until work tomorrow.
I’m going to call a theripist tomorrow because this is very much not me. Hopefully I can get a free one, because I am health-insurance-impaired now.
or...
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Rescue squad not on call.
Nobody will rescue you from you. You’ve got to do that yourself.
In the past 20 minutes I’ve had a panic attack, almost cried about 3 times, and considered going home to lock myself in my room until work tomorrow.
I’m going to call a theripist tomorrow because this is very much not me. Hopefully I can get a free one, because I am health-insurance-impaired now.
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Nichole from the pussy cat dolls →
maura:
“I will say from the perspective of someone who has been close friends with Nicole since we were 15 years old, that this article is not just mean-spirited, it is willfully ignorant. Nicole is an extraordinarily talented person, and is probably the nicest celebrity in show business. She is also an unbelievably gifted singer. The fact that her career has not always shown off that talent is...
90s kids - Quit stealing MY culture. →
jhnbrssndn:
lickystickypickyme:
dailyhuff:iseeellis:californiacornbread:
I think the time has come for me to sound off on all you children here on Tumblr, stealing MY culture. If you were born in the early 80s, or mid 80s, you know what I’m talking about.
Reblogged for the hilarity of the whole thing.
I’m nostalgic for pull-tabs on my Coke instead of pop-tops.
Is 42 Tumblr-ancient?...
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uh, aside from 80's and 90's stuff
by the way, the 2000’s REALLY sucked, culturally.
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90s kids - Quit stealing MY culture.
LOL Fuck is this person even talking about? I had all this stuff and remember it quite vividly and I was born in ‘88.
….
Yeah, you are one dumb motherfucker. Must be an 80s thing.
lol, whoops
(Name omitted to embarass her less)
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90s kids - Quit stealing MY culture.
napturality:
californiacornbread:
I think the time has come for me to sound off on all you children here on Tumblr, stealing MY culture.
NO. JUST NO.
I was born in ‘89
First of all: Woah, I thought you were much older— because of maturity, not because of how you look. I just thought you looked young.
Anyway… What? The original post is among the dumbest things I’ve ever...
FACT:
dharrison:
I judge alot of the talent of singers and artists have by the type of live performances they put on. If they sound great on a CD or the radio but then sound like shit or have a subpar showing when they perform live…more than likely they are a manufactured studio artist with a lack of natural God given talent.
Which is why everyone should see my band live.
Getting out of the house today was good
I’m actually getting some shit done and feeling kinda human.
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Oh, speaking of obar
While I was in philly I meant to take a picture of Hobart street’s sign for you. I forgot. Maybe next time!
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I submit to the will of Lady GaGa
Pokerface just came on my “Boyz” - MIA radio on pandora… and I turned it up.
You win.
Louisville vs like every other major city
Sometimes I feel a little alienated in Louisville.
Why?
Well, it could be that I have an east coast attitude, I don’t go to church, my ideals don’t surround trying to find a husband/wife or that I’m just weird in general.
I really do think it’s because I’m Black.
I’ve been sitting in a very popular coffee shop in a kinda-sorta affluent neighborhood which a...
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Aquarius Horrescope from astrology.com today
This feels like a very fateful time for you as your relationship goals seem out of reach. Even if you are in a healthy relationship, you might be silently reconsidering the alternatives. But it’s not a smart idea to force any issues now or you could jeopardize what you have gained. Keep in mind that your current negativity will wane over the days ahead and your options won’t seem so...
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The Ill-fated Meeting of Pam & SMM
I was about || <—- that close to meeting another tumblr while I was back home in Philly.
It seems as though whenever I make plans to meet tumblrs, they are either really badly timed and I only get to see them for minutes, or they just fizzle into nothing.
That is totally what I get for living in louisville, KY!!
Anyhow, I went home to philly, and Sister Mary Martha and I were going to...
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I REALLY want to do a song with Justin Timberlake...
I’d want to perform it on our 30th birthday. You think I can get that famous that fast?
January 31st, 2012.
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Hey everyone, I somehow survived Christmas!
That’s my christmas miricle.
So my grandmother died. I went to philadelphia. I almost met Sister Mary Martha, but that’s going to be another post, because this one is going to be really depressing.
My mother and I rented a car and drove for way more hours than I’d rather remember from Louisville to philly. It was hell. I have a neck problem and it was kind of aggrivated by...
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Tumblr on Christmas Day
A time & place where lots of non-Christians, depressed and otherwise unsatisfied Christians, people avoiding their families, and people who are genuinely obsessed with tumblr gather together for clicking like.
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Christmas for Pam Kinda fuckin’ sucks: Episode 3
I’m ready for a beer, mixed drink, cocktail, glass of champagne, egg nog, hot toddy, spiked cider, whatever. Right now.
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Christmas for Pam Kinda fuckin' sucks: Episode 1
I slept maybe about 15 hours last night, and it wasn’t good rest.
I had some amazing dreams, which I’ll have to remember to tell you guys about later.
I haven’t bought a single christmas gift for ANYONE.
At least I’m in louisville today.
"Do you like cream in your coffee?"
jhnbrssndn:
britticisms:
A lot of times, men have said, “You’re pretty for a black girl.”
I’ve never heard that, but I might actually slap someone for that.
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I am in PHILADELPHIA
sistermarymartha:
awesome-everyday:
Sure, I’m with it. I’m going to need some kind of alchohol post spending over 24 hours with my family.
You wanna get drinks somewhere in university city or center city? What’s easier for you?
Center City. I got your digits as I accessed my email via phone (but I can’t email out), anyway. I am thinking we’ll be done around 3:30ish-4. I am thinking Rum Bar...
I love Creed
yosamanthrax:
ence Clearwater Revival
*This is a Joke
I fixed it for you.
DIP IT IN RANCH
kbels:
(via yosamanthrax)
Dip my BALLS in it.
I am in PHILADELPHIA
sistermarymartha:
awesome-everyday:
It was a really long-ass trip. I’m a true tumblr and as soon as there was wireless here I am yay!
well, it’s not a yay reason I’m here, but anyway… Let’s do fuckin philly right!
Sister Mary Martha: I emailed your ass. Let’s drink some Yuenglings!
Oh snap! You’re here now? Maybe tomorrow after my holiday work gig? I have to catch the train at 5:38...