December 2010
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1/31/1981
I WAS BORN!
ALMOST 30 YEARS AGO!
ALL CAPS ARE A MUST, BECAUSE I’M GONNA BE 30 IN ABOUT A MONTH. I’M ACTING LIKE IT ISN’T A BIG DEAL, BUT DAMN DUDE, IT REALLY IS.
LIFE IS MORE THAN VIDEO GAMES, SAILOR MOON, KARAOKE AND GIRL SCOUTS, DUDE. WISH I’D KNOWN THAT AT 18.
BUT NOW I’M FUCKING CREEPING UP ON THIRTY AND IT’S ALMOST LIKE I’M TURNING 21 AGAIN. AND...
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MUSIC IS A SLUTTY MCSLUTTERSTEIN
My friend said on facebook that her girlfriend is music.
I told her that ho spent the night over my house several times in the last week and ain’t said shit about her.
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Watched How High last night
Maybe my band name should be Punk Rock Pam and I Need Money
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2010 in 10
Broke up with tortured artist boyfriend of aprox 2 years. Pretty cool.
Played first out of town musix show. Got good reviews; Really fucking cool.
Released first album. Got good reviews; TOTALLY COOL.
Bought cute shoes, dresses, and summer attire. Looks totally cool.
Went to Florida. Went to Philadelphia, twice. Saw friends I hadn’t seen in years. SO COOL.
Met various internet people...
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Oh man!
Yes!
So that meeting I had with Kate was a good one. She seems like a really creative person, and we share similar opinions on what is a cool photograph.
She’s ready to make a plan for the pictures and everything, so I’m totally stoked.
2011 plans are already looking pretty tight.
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Reblog if you're ending 2010 single.
cchugg:
amateurdreamer:
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I wish...
I had taken a screenshot of the penis Karen drew in Draw My Thing, lol.
Also, thanks to whoever stuck around and played for a while. It was fun.
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Come play Draw my Thing with me? →
sweeping generalizations
totaldrivel replied to your post: I’m Jellin’
For the record, foundation everyday is not for THIS white person. I absolutely hate foundation. I pretty much wear it never.
My bad, girl. Yeah, just another sweeping generalization of folks I’m not.
Most white girls I know totally aren’t foundation-everyday, but the only people I know who do it are white. So there’s...
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I'm Jellin'
That’s what I told my mom this afternoon after she asked me if I was wearing socks.
I’ve never been one for socks, really. I’m quite fond of the cute ones, but honestly? I don’t like anything that is extra work, and can be avoided.
I often forgo underwear. I used to intentionally avoid socks. I forget to brush my teeth. Sometimes I skip the shower.
Don’t get me...
GTFO America, the Sequel
I don’t want to spend too much time in America in 2011. I’ve gotten plenty of that over the years.
I want to go back to Osaka, and spend a few months with Masayo and all the amazing people I met there. Maybe I can get an under-the-table job at Murphy’s pub, pouring drinks and being cute.
I want to go to Germany and hang out with Hannah in Cologne. I also have to go to...
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michetique replied to your post: Christmas
“special” cookies?
Green ones. :-)
Christmas
Ugh.
I didn’t really do it. There are 3 people who I’ve promised cards to, and I haven’t so much as even made them [[sorry, you might get them in febuary]]. I bought one for my mom, who I usually ALWAYS make one for.
I really wasn’t feeling it his year. I didn’t even bake cookies for the masses. I made some special cookies which I shared with a select group of...
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I don't have any New Years Plans yet.
Damnit. I inject way too much meaning inside of my New Years Plans, annually. Then years like this one go down where I haven’t the slightest clue what I’ll be doing when the new year’s first seconds tick down.
My superstitious and hippy ways harmonize together once a year to put too much emphasis on where I am and what I’m doing at that stroke of midnight: who I’m...
Come play booyah (Basically Uno) with me! →
insensitive gift cards to give
Nordic trac
The Sharper Image
$4.99 at the hallmark store
Creation Museum
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ASIAN BUFFET!!!!!!!!!111111111111
Tonight, my mother and I shall dine like queens!
We shall prepare our winter bodies by absorbing many different kinds of delectably spiced chicken, rice, noodles, beef, fried things and frozen yogurt with rainbow sprinkles.
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I survived 2010 without getting pregnant.
ohheyitsjudithann:
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I'm about to go christmas shopping with my friend...
I haven’t seen him an a hot minute.
Several hot minutes. He’s an amazing friend, and I miss spending time with him.
That’s the only reason that I’ve agreed to go to some of the busiest supermarkets and maybe even… Oh, I dare not even conjure it’s name at this early hour…
We may go to the unholiest of places on the 24th of December. The place where your...
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I just changed my layout →
And I added an about page.
I think it’s a work in progress, but that’ll do pig. That’ll do.
In times like these we are constantly challenged to face little deaths in our...
– Homo Luminous: The New Human | Reality Sandwich
this is what I’m talking about with the Phoenix stuff.
Thinking about marrying...
I’m tall and look pretty in most pictures already. I’m good at dealing with kiss-ass motherfuckers, and am getting better at dealing with annoying people en-masse. I even make for great arm candy if you’re into not getting your way 100%, or even 30%. I pretty much HAVE to marry someone successful, because anything less is just going to piss me off.
I’m SO good at being a...
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I also watched Hot Tub Time Machine
I laughed really hard until I cried.
I might have herpes.