the shitty part of being the break up er
You needed it, but you’re the bad guy. You still get lonely. You’re excited to move on, but maybe a little guilty about being excited about it. Your name is Pam and you’re a little crazy, maybe.
OH AND I AM GONNA GET A GODDAMN TATTOO
I’ll probably get like 3 or 4 new ones by the end of this year. Hopefully they’ll be done in at least 2 countries. Oh, t hat reminds me, I need to get a passport.
Plans I'll actually enact now that I'm single:
Get my hair done, and get it dyed purple or fire engine red Work out 3-5 times a week. Buy more books. Spend an obsessive amount of time on my projects Drink. Throw Parties. Reactivate my World of Warcraft account* Flirt with everyone I think is cute But this time, I’ll let someone else initiate a relationship instead of making one happen for a fucking change. It’s about time...
Plans now that I'm single
Get my hair dyed all over in a brand new bright life-changing color, and a new, totally awesome cut. Work out and stick to a diet (Goodbye late night snackin) Get my teeth whitened by a dentist Buy a pvc jumpsuit in a color that matches my hair Change my name to Penelope Peterson or Antoinette Addams or Michelle Masters Gain a superpower Meet that special, attractive, awesome person, but...
fuckyeahrocknroll: The Cramps - Fever yum. ...
I am tumbling under the influence
CHARGED WITH A MOTHAFUCKIN TUI BITCHES.
I ATE waaaay too much.
also, it will likely be months until I have sex...
Which is a depressing thought. I don’t know anyone well enough right now, to say that I would do ‘em. I’m a take-it-slow kinda lady so I know it’ll take some time. Fuuuuuuuuuuuu-
there needs to be more beer
no matter how much you guys post about it
I’m not going to give a fuck about conan.
Some honesty about being bi
I hate having to refer to myself as Bi. When I was like 23 I threw that term around like crazy because it was kind of cool at the time, I guess. But it was true. It’s been true since forever… but now it’s not cool and this is how I see it: Straight people think you’re a whore, and you’re just saying that to entice dudes. Gay people think you’re copping out and...
sdotmarymartha asked: I'm nosy. You really going to give girls a chance?
I just wrote a theme song for my best friend who...
leeeeeeighannnnn runnin as fas ta s she can through the darkness into the light no one can stop her justice inspired fight LEIGANNNNN superhero to the insane LEIGHANN She’s gonna talk to you about your brain making social work her fucking bitch she’ll listen to your histrionic fit LEIGHANN!
PS - You should all be ashamed of me.
thedisgruntledgradstudent: I am leaving the house wearing the following: Ugg Boots, no socks Leggings My college sweatshirt A Northface fleece. I just saw your clone getting stoner food at the circle k.