Pam is Awesome Everyday

yosamanthrax:

awesome-everyday:

And I’m not one of your average cry-cry oh I have emotions all the time kinda girls.

I’m a hardass who takes the hard aspects of life with a shot of vodka, and chases it down with Tequila.

I’m a strong lady who isn’t easily fucked with, especially not at work. But I’m sick to my stomach and light headed. If I had to stand up at work, I might pass out.

This is fucking terrible.

What happened?  Deep breaths!!

Well, it has to do with people, toxic personalities and me moving my desk.

And I’m not one of your average cry-cry oh I have emotions all the time kinda girls.

I’m a hardass who takes the hard aspects of life with a shot of vodka, and chases it down with Tequila.

I’m a strong lady who isn’t easily fucked with, especially not at work. But I’m sick to my stomach and light headed. If I had to stand up at work, I might pass out.

This is fucking terrible.

I just got some news from my boss about work (no I’m not getting fired, that would be something I could easily handle) that really upset me.

Like, I’m really upset. I feel like I just got a jail sentance and I’m going to be kept in the same cell as man convicted of rape.

This is fucked up.

I officially have to find another job. Planning to save & quit is no longer good enough.

I have big eyes, naturally long eyelashes and a full figure. I look good in heavy eyeliner and red lipstick.

I think I have the perfect proportions to do tasteful non-booby non-underpants pin-up-girl style photo shoots. I don’t personally know any photographers who do that sort of thing.

I’d really like to do something classy like that for the band. All the dudes wear suits, and I wear like a sailor outfit, or one of those cute full-length button-down dresses with polka dots or something. Not quite Mad Men, a few years before that era.

Or maybe dress the boys up in WWII era army uniforms, and I’ll dress up like a USO starlett or something.

FUN. I love taking pictures, especially ones with themes.

onefootinthegrave:

switchblades:

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Now you’ve just gone too far. Those are fuckin’ fighting words, man.

this is the most clear truth I have ever seen come across my dashboard in the word/math format.  It’s nothing it fight about.  It’s mathematical truth.  Steelers > Eagles , Penguins > Flyers.  Even if they win this World Series it won’t change the fact that the Phillies have lost 10,000+ games.

I’ve been to Florence, I’ve been to Rome, I’ve been to Babylon.

Pittsburgh, PA is the greatest goddamn city in the world.

You’re insane.