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Who do I have to pay to get Britney Spears a decent weave?!

ciao-bella:

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Amen!

Who do I have to sleep with so that I can sleep with Johnny Depp?

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YES FOR CHRIST SAKE I DO KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT

JUST BECAUSE I HAVE A VAGINA DOES NOT MEAN I DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT HARDWARE SOFTWARE AND HOW TO DO MY GODDAMN JOB. I HAVE BEEN WORKING IN THIS FUCKING FIELD FOR ELEVEN YEARS AND I’M ONLY TWENTY EIGHT!

KISS. MY. BLACK. ASS.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Foot Tattoo

Among many concepts I’d like to have for Tattoos, I would like to get a tattoo on my foot. I’ve heard a lot of disagreements from people who have a large sum of tattoos, people who tattoo professionally and even people who just design tattoos about footsie tattoos.

Is getting one on your foot bad business? Is it not a bad idea? Is upkeep a motherfucker?

What do you guys think?

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GPOYW: LOOK AT THAT FUCKING POSE. IT IS SO BADASS. I AM HUMPING A PLASTIC COLLUMN. YOU WANT TO HUMP A COLLUMN TOO, FUCKIN ADMIT IT!
GPOYW: LOOK AT THAT FUCKING POSE. IT IS SO BADASS. I AM HUMPING A PLASTIC COLLUMN. YOU WANT TO HUMP A COLLUMN TOO, FUCKIN ADMIT IT!

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GPOYW: More from 2004. I’m saving the best for last - ie: Next.
GPOYW: More from 2004. I’m saving the best for last - ie: Next.

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GPOYW: Me in like, 2004. LOL Look at that badass background, and the sweet lighting!
There are more of these, and I will post them so that you can giggle.

GPOYW: Me in like, 2004. LOL Look at that badass background, and the sweet lighting!

There are more of these, and I will post them so that you can giggle.

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GPOYW: Me at about 6.
Look at all that hair I had! Damn!

GPOYW: Me at about 6.

Look at all that hair I had! Damn!

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as annoyed as I’ve been with all the (LAME ASS) movie remakes, I’m freaking jizzin’ my pants over Alice in Wonderland via Tim Burton.
Mmmm delicous nonsensical worlds, feed me your fanciful tales!!

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as annoyed as I’ve been with all the (LAME ASS) movie remakes, I’m freaking jizzin’ my pants over Alice in Wonderland via Tim Burton.

Mmmm delicous nonsensical worlds, feed me your fanciful tales!!

Jun30 2009 text

This is shaping up to be one of the most amazing weeks of my LIFE.

Why? Well here’s a short list.

  1. Amazing first show this saturday. I could gush more, but I’ll spare you.
  2. I met an amazing Jazz singer named Gail Winters who’s sang all over the world, played with the likes of BB King & Ella Fitzgerald, and she LOVED OUR MUSIC.
  3. Aforementioned Jazz singer named Gail knows some people in town who are brilliant contacts. She’s also pretty rad.
  4. I live in the most amazing neighborhood filled with artsy, supportive, nice people.
  5. One of the performers at our show, Teneia Sanders, might be doing our band a total solid, and I really hope so!
  6. I’m going to fucking Brooklyn on Friday to go hang out with some amazing friends, meet some amazing friends for the first time, and hear great music! It’s also going to be a HELLA NETWORKING OPPORTUNITY. Right on fuckin’ time. For serious.

I’m so fucking excited, ya’ll.

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Me as a baby.
Me as a baby.

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Baby Janet Jackson looks like I did when I was little.
Baby Janet Jackson looks like I did when I was little.