Who do I have to pay to get Britney Spears a decent weave?!
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Amen!
Who do I have to sleep with so that I can sleep with Johnny Depp?
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I'm Pam Newman.
I am awesome every day.
I was in this band. Now I'm in The Revenge of Ricky Williams. The New Band has a tumblr of its own. We rock pretty hard.
I write for BlackWednesday.org, you should check it out.
You can email me: oreobarbie@gmail.com And I have AIM: MiaMeiou I have a vimeo profile. Sometimes I paint
Pam is Awesome Everyday
YES FOR CHRIST SAKE I DO KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT
JUST BECAUSE I HAVE A VAGINA DOES NOT MEAN I DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT HARDWARE SOFTWARE AND HOW TO DO MY GODDAMN JOB. I HAVE BEEN WORKING IN THIS FUCKING FIELD FOR ELEVEN YEARS AND I’M ONLY TWENTY EIGHT!
KISS. MY. BLACK. ASS.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
It’s called Little Jonathan! HA!Someone get @garyvee (and Dave Chappelle) on the horn.
GaryVee: let’s take a sniffy sniff.
Lil Jon: Okkkkaaaayyyyy!
GaryVee: You taste that, a little bit of rubber, some dirt, a hint of coffee and gym socks?
Lil Jon: Yeeaaaahahhhh!
I think I might buy some. Seriously.
There recently was a thread about awful room-mates, along with pictures. I have my own experience.
This story about an awful roommate began its life on the Something Awful forums. Since then, like most stories like this, I assume it’s become some kind of internet folklore that a lot of people have at least heard about, if not read. Regardless, I had not read it, and now I’m sharing it, just in case you haven’t either.
(Note: it’s long, fairly graphic, and fairly awful, but safe for work.)
If this is true, the dude putting up with this is a fucking fool.
I’d rather be homeless than deal with a roomate who shits in light fixtures or cooks his own feces. Not only did that asshole keep living there, but he CLEANED UP ANOTHER ADULTS FECES.
That’s fucking insane, provided this story is true.
Foot Tattoo
Among many concepts I’d like to have for Tattoos, I would like to get a tattoo on my foot. I’ve heard a lot of disagreements from people who have a large sum of tattoos, people who tattoo professionally and even people who just design tattoos about footsie tattoos.
Is getting one on your foot bad business? Is it not a bad idea? Is upkeep a motherfucker?
What do you guys think?
GPOYW: LOOK AT THAT FUCKING POSE. IT IS SO BADASS. I AM HUMPING A PLASTIC COLLUMN. YOU WANT TO HUMP A COLLUMN TOO, FUCKIN ADMIT IT!
GPOYW: More from 2004. I’m saving the best for last - ie: Next.
GPOYW: Me in like, 2004. LOL Look at that badass background, and the sweet lighting!
There are more of these, and I will post them so that you can giggle.
GPOYW: Me at about 6.
Look at all that hair I had! Damn!
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as annoyed as I’ve been with all the (LAME ASS) movie remakes, I’m freaking jizzin’ my pants over Alice in Wonderland via Tim Burton.
Mmmm delicous nonsensical worlds, feed me your fanciful tales!!
This is shaping up to be one of the most amazing weeks of my LIFE.
Why? Well here’s a short list.
- Amazing first show this saturday. I could gush more, but I’ll spare you.
- I met an amazing Jazz singer named Gail Winters who’s sang all over the world, played with the likes of BB King & Ella Fitzgerald, and she LOVED OUR MUSIC.
- Aforementioned Jazz singer named Gail knows some people in town who are brilliant contacts. She’s also pretty rad.
- I live in the most amazing neighborhood filled with artsy, supportive, nice people.
- One of the performers at our show, Teneia Sanders, might be doing our band a total solid, and I really hope so!
- I’m going to fucking Brooklyn on Friday to go hang out with some amazing friends, meet some amazing friends for the first time, and hear great music! It’s also going to be a HELLA NETWORKING OPPORTUNITY. Right on fuckin’ time. For serious.
I’m so fucking excited, ya’ll.
Me as a baby.
Baby Janet Jackson looks like I did when I was little.
