I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get my hands on some fucking gourds and arrange them in a horn-shaped basket on my dining room table. That shit is going to look so seasonal. I’m about to head up to the attic right now to find that wicker fucker, dust it off, and jam it with an insanely ornate assortment of shellacked vegetables. When my guests come over it’s gonna be like, BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes. Guess what season it is—fucking fall. There’s a nip in the air and my house is full of mutant fucking squash.
– It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers.Oven fried chicken is fucking delicious.
It’s pretty much the tastiest thing you’ll ever use bisquick for.
Just sayin.
Other old hair. I look dumb in this picture, but I really liked this cut/color, too.
That’s totally hot! That color works on you. Not every bitch can rock the plat. Well played, dear. Well played.
crap
My office was still here when I arrived this morning.
Prayers of an overnight fire prove useless.
ICE CREAM!
I COMMAND YOU TO RISE OUT OF THE FREEZER AT THE NEAREST BODEGA AND DELIVER YOURSELF TO ME
You know what they don’t have here in louisville? Bodegas, chineese stores that sell cigarettes, gum, candy and condoms, or anything non-supermarket that sells munchies past 12am on a weekday.
Philadelphia:
She might not be as attention grabbing & fast *wink-wink* as new york.
She’s not as laid back or as plasticky as Los Angeles.
She’s not as polish as Chicago.
Bless her heart, she’s not as charming or saved as Dallas.
But she’s got a hell of a personality and you better not fuck her over, because she’ll kick your fucking ass.
Inside the Actors Studio with Pam Newman, Lead Singer of The Revenge of Ricky Williams
1. What is your favorite word?
Awesome
2. What is your least favorite word?
Nigger
3. What turns you on?
Having my back touched. Intelligence. Sticking to one’s beliefs. Long hair on men. Pretty ladies.
4. What turns you off?
Beard stubble rubbing on my cheek. Full-faced beards. Beligerance and talking about stuff before thinking.
5. What sound do you love?
Newborn kittens meowing. The first strum of a guitar when a live rock band warming up. Anything that amounts to, “You did a good job on that thing you worked really hard on.”
6. What sound do you hate?
Someone starting a sentence with, “I’m not a racist, but…”
7. What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck
8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Flight Attendant! How cool of a job is that?
9. What profession would you not like to do?
Retail Managment
10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
I’d like to introduce you to your father.
Kate Spade, cut it out! Too cute!!
Also, cut the prices, because this dress is $328!!
via KateSpade.com
About Me
I'm Pam Newman.
I am awesome every day.
I was in this band. Now I'm in The Revenge of Ricky Williams. The New Band has a tumblr of its own. We rock pretty hard.
I write for BlackWednesday.org, you should check it out.
You can email me: oreobarbie@gmail.com And I have AIM: MiaMeiou I have a vimeo profile. Sometimes I paint pretty stuff you can buy my paintings at PamNewman.Etsy.com
