Pam is Awesome Everyday

nostrich:

There recently was a thread about awful room-mates, along with pictures. I have my own experience.

This story about an awful roommate began its life on the Something Awful forums. Since then, like most stories like this, I assume it’s become some kind of internet folklore that a lot of people have at least heard about, if not read. Regardless, I had not read it, and now I’m sharing it, just in case you haven’t either.

(Note: it’s long, fairly graphic, and fairly awful, but safe for work.)

If this is true, the dude putting up with this is a fucking fool.

I’d rather be homeless than deal with a roomate who shits in light fixtures or cooks his own feces. Not only did that asshole keep living there, but he CLEANED UP ANOTHER ADULTS FECES.

That’s fucking insane, provided this story is true.