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17

Jan. '12

Things I do when I hear a tornado warning

  1. Ignore it for a little while.
  2. Put on shoes/boots and an outfit I wouldn’t mind being seen in, unless I’ve been drinking, in which case fuck it all, maybe I’ll put pink curlers in.
  3. Grab my laptop & power cable.
  4. Grab a couple of scarves, because I wanna look cute during the Apocalypse.
  5. Grab my wallet.
  6. Grab some feminine hygiene products, because you never know when you’ll start bleeding if the end of the world comes.
  7. Intentionally turn on the TV 
  8. Make jokes about the people reporting live from the shittiest parts of the storm.
  9. Post about how pissed I am at the weather on tumblr, maybe make a gif.
  10. Wonder if one will actually hit next time.

  1. beckafoo reblogged this from awesome-everyday
  2. conceit reblogged this from patbright and added:
    Pat shut up. You texted me because you were stoked that time that you were stuck inside somewhere because there was a...
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  4. patbright reblogged this from conceit and added:
    tornado warnings is sit by...window and watch as it rains pretty hard…
  5. conceit reblogged this from duessa and added:
    I am the complete opposite of this. I have a full blown panic attack. Ask Kyle, he had to deal with it a few times over...
  6. thedvsangel reblogged this from awesome-everyday and added:
    this is me… 1. ignore it. 2. go batshit crazy...wind and rain pick up.
  7. footagenotfound said: I ususally go stand in the backyard because I’m looking to get nominated for one of those Darwin Awards.
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