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Admittedly, I was asleep during the latter half of this, but I’m pretty sure I couldn’t have competed. WELL PLAYED, MY FRIEND… BUT I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!
We’ll see what happens when Brie wins today!!!!
JUST BECAUSE IT WINS DOESN’T MEAN IT’S RIGHT!!
C.f. Bush in 2000, again in 2004, or Havarti beating Roquefort.
Well, that makes me wonder if you’re stuffing ballots with unmarked Chads, 14kg!
Are you going to institute an electoral college to ensure that the “poor, uneducated, misguided” voters who know that voting for brie is in their best interest are over-swayed by the austerity of a system based upon selecting cheeses for rich white males who own property!?!?!?
Bush DIDN’T win the popular election in 2000, thus making me wonder if you have plans to rig this election in favor of your beloved Gouda. SHOW ME THE DIMPLED CHADS, 14KG!
Also, Havarti is delicious.
TEAM BRIE 2012!!! A CHEESE WE CAN BELIEVE IN!
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14kgoldnyc reblogged this from awesome-everyday and added:
Oh honey, I have been tempted when I see the votes coming in! But no, I do not tamper with the results—except by...
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awesome-everyday reblogged this from 14kgoldnyc and added:
Well, that makes me wonder if you’re stuffing ballots with unmarked Chads, 14kg! Are you going to institute an electoral...
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14kgoldnyc reblogged this from awesome-everyday and added:
JUST BECAUSE IT WINS DOESN’T MEAN IT’S RIGHT!! C.f. Bush in 2000, again in 2004, or Havarti beating Roquefort.
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We’ll see what happens when Brie wins today!!!!
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