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I'm a writer of aricles, poems & songs. Here's some cool stuff I wrote.

A Song of Ice and Glasses: A War of Many Queens Brews

  • Western Queen of Whiskey - sigil: Cactus, a Unicorn and Lawn flamingo on a striped field of lavender, red and black. Words: “It feels so right, it can’t be wrong
  • Queen of Vodka - Sigil: a kitten mewing on pink silk. Words: “Shots, shots, shots, everybody!”
  • Queen of the Isles of Arbor Mist - Sigil: A laptop floating on an island of turquoise surrounded by a bubbly pink sea. Words: “A hangover is coming.”
  • The Mixer Queen - sigil: A cat laying on green and black. Words: “Classy bitch.”
  • Queen of Many Bottles - Sigil: RuPaul, with four arms, each holding a bottle. (Absolut, Jack Daniels, Bacardi 151, and Jose Cuervo.) seated on a sparkling rainbow. The words “You betta DRINK.”
  • Microbrew Queen of the Midwest - Sigil - Bottle of beer in an Amber sea Words: “Hop to it!”
  • The Gin Queen - Sigil - A peacock with penis feathers strutting on a field of Sapphire blue & Whore Red Words: “NO. MOTHERFUCKING. SHAME.”

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