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I’m in my 30s

I mean, the game has been nice so far. I’ve been pretty patient. But I’m a fucking grown up now, and so are all the other people born in the late 70’s and early 80s.

So doesn’t that mean that my generation should be running this shit?

Shouldn’t our word be the final fucking word and the world go the way we say?

Why are these conservative, Depends strapping grandparents like Newt Gingrich still able to act like they could possibly run shit?

Can’t we just put some acid in their jello and get them to have some flashbacks of being half-naked hippies singing about fucking each other without condoms and peace?

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  2. 14kgoldnyc said: Can’t happen until the Boomers die off or get senile or whatever… my Boomer parents willingly admit that their generation is probably the first in recent history to purposely fuck over their children’s generation…
  3. onefootinthegrave said: I think Moonbase Newt is already tripping balls. Freebasing Ayn Rand or something.
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