I'm Pam Newman.

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Things I do not like

  • glitter
  • getting syrup/honey/jelly on my hands
  • charlie brown
  • the patriots
  • lana del ray
  • rent prices in Manhattan
  • driving while tired
  • not being able to shower for extended periods of time
  • Mayo
  • racist gay people
  • homophobic people of color
  • licorice
  • benidict cumberbatch’s face
  • people who try to convince you to be in a relationship with them by using persistence
  • hotmail
  • having sweaty feet
  • the word “pussy,” being used in a sexual/erotic tone
  • everything about rush limbaugh
  • the F word that ends in “got” being used by anyone
  • cute shoes that hurt my feet
  • people who say, “Smile!” when I’m in a shitty mood

  1. wraparoundcurl said: HIGH FIVE. I don’t like Lana either.
  2. lady88 said: Lana del ray sucks ass…as do all the other things
  3. audreylovesnutella said: it’s okay i like benedict cumberbatch enough for the both of us
  4. awesome-everyday posted this