Awesome Every Day

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Feb. '12

missworded:

BEHOLD:  THE MAGIC OF S’AMOARS!

My husband, the world’s greatest brain and also having of a nice butt, invented S’amoars this weekend and I had to share the magic.

Step 1:  Obtain Samoas by any means necessary.  But don’t knock down a Girl Scout.  That’s not nice, and bad feelings turn the Samoas.  True story.

Step 2:  Get some big, fat marshmallows.

Step 3:  Get a big stick with a pointy end.

Step 4:  Oh, yeah, roast the shit outta that marshmallow!  Play safe with fire, kids.

Step 5:  Lay out two Samoas, bottoms up.

Step 6:  Say a prayer to Cookie Monster to bestow blessings upon ye.

Step 7:  Squish the marshmallow between the Samoas.

Step 8:  WAIT.

Step 9:  Wait for it….

Step 10:  Yes, you can wait.  You must let the marshmallow melt the chocolate on the Samoas.  This is not a step to skip, Hurry McGhee.

Step 11:  MOUTH ORGASM.  OMG IT’S SO F*&^ING GOOD!

Step 12:  Repeat steps 4-11 until you pass out into a sugar coma, probably after two more.

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    /hyperventilates /chokes on spit WANT WANT WANT

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    My Favorite Cookies ^,^

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    :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    I CAN’T WAIT TO GET MY GIRL SCOUT COOKIES, GUYS.

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    OMG I NEED TO HUNT A GIRL SCOUT DOWN AND GET MYSELF SOME! I HAVE BEEN CRAVING THESE FUCKERS!

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    this is causing me physical pain. get in mah belleh!!

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    SENTIMENTS WITH THE ABOVE POST ARE SHARED. OH GOD

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    Okay guess I need a third box of Samoas. I’m not happy about knowing a girl scout this year.

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