I'm almost 30, man. I need to get my shit together.
(via awesome-everyday)
I’m over 30. I should probs get on that, too.
For real. Nobody ever really prepares you for how your neroses make being an adult really fucking difficult.
“Go to college,” is not an appropriate solution for learning how to be an adult. It teaches you how to study (maybe), do creative things with ramen, and which cheap beers are palatable.
There need to be training classes for the *real* adulthood. Bills. Interpersonal realationships. Managing money for complete dumbasses. Cope with being a neurotic retard. How to cope with other nerrotic retards.
I’m just bitchin’. Being an adult is like drinking the last of the chocolate milk— it sounds like a really good idea, and it’s good for you, but the worst part is that it doesn’t taste as good as it did 3 days ago. That shit is rancid, and you wish you would have been prepared for it, or maybe not done it at all, but regardless you can’t go back to when the milk tasted good, or take back that you drank that nasty shit.
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OH FUCK! I missed those! I was too busy with drinking and fucking and music…
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I find the important thing is a balance of Imodium and Senna. Double fiber bread and yogurt help too. Also leave the...
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I don’t think I’ll ever have all my shit together! I think I kinda like it that way.
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*tentatively raises her hand* I kinda have… :D
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(-quote by awesome-everyday) ————...———— Can somebody who actually belives they’ve got...
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Just because my shit is all in one place doesn’t mean there’s less of it; it’s only more concentrated.
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mejoe
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I have left my shit strewn around several American states and cities. And I still can’t get it together
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inothernews
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I carry my shit around in baggage.
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callaspadeaspade
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Well said, BV! A useful, if a bit icky, visual. I guess as long as the balloon doesn’t pop we’re all alright, right?
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vooduude
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I’m 43 and should probably get my shit together.
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Here’s my perspective: no one, in the history of humanity, has ever gotten their shit together or ever will. You just...
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k-troll
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I’m only 25. I’ve got a good four years to still dick around!!!
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I think we all carry around a balloon full of shit. We squeeze on one end, and where we squeeze, our shit is together....
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melanyouth
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… There is. It’s called your 20’s. :)
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Much more eloquent. There has to be some point to our existence, right? I think “getting your shit together” means...
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