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How to make a Down Ass Bitch*. The perfect beverage for any thirsty HBIC.
(*The DAB is the drink I mentioned in this post)
Fill a glass with ice.
Add a 10 second count of Pinnicale Cotton Candy Vodka. I count to ten while I pour because I know that’s a lotta vodka. 
Pour enough Orange Juice into the cup to fill it about 2/3rds of the way. 
Fill almost the rest of it with Pineapple Juice.
Top it with a cherry (True DAB’s require a cherry with a stem), and maybe a splash of Grenadine if you want to make it special. 
No need to stir. 
Drink until tipsy.

How to make a Down Ass Bitch*. The perfect beverage for any thirsty HBIC.

(*The DAB is the drink I mentioned in this post)

  • Fill a glass with ice.
  • Add a 10 second count of Pinnicale Cotton Candy Vodka. I count to ten while I pour because I know that’s a lotta vodka.
  • Pour enough Orange Juice into the cup to fill it about 2/3rds of the way.
  • Fill almost the rest of it with Pineapple Juice.
  • Top it with a cherry (True DAB’s require a cherry with a stem), and maybe a splash of Grenadine if you want to make it special.
  • No need to stir.
  • Drink until tipsy.
  1. biscutfluff reblogged this from eryntherat
  2. eryntherat reblogged this from awesome-everyday and added:
    Can I have it? I need it. Oh man.
  3. awesome-everyday reblogged this from food-and-things and added:
    I assure you, it is.
  4. food-and-things reblogged this from awesome-everyday and added:
    this shit sounds diabolical
  5. lauratheoutlandish reblogged this from awesome-everyday and added:
    Per your recommendation,...bought some cotton candy vodka tonight. It is delicious.
  6. fuckinginappropriate reblogged this from t-wix and added:
    IT’S FUCKING FRIDAY, WHERE IS MY VODKA?
  7. maxipadbulge reblogged this from rand0mflora
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  9. saffronjunkie reblogged this from awesome-everyday and added:
    I definitely think me drinking this needs to happen at some point in the next few weeks.
  10. livelaughaloha reblogged this from awesome-everyday
  11. imeanthesewords reblogged this from rand0mflora
  12. rand0mflora reblogged this from awesome-everyday and added:
    I remember the day Pam first told us about the Cotton Candy vodka in the original post here. I wept because I couldn’t...
  13. t-wix reblogged this from awesome-everyday and added:
    welll… would ya look at that. and…”true dab’s...stem” …i think i have an drawing
  14. mizjenkins said: WOW. That sounds like death in a glass. More power to you!
  15. rockawkwardly said: Omg this sounds like heaven!!!
  16. xtaygleex reblogged this from rand0mflora
  17. how-tokissdistinctly-american said: That is is DANGER. YOU IN DANGER GIRL!
  18. tickiotock said: Dude, no way!! I have a bottle of the whipped cream flavor in my kitchen right now! :o
  19. thepursuitofmusic said: Sounds fuckin’ legit.
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