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Parents say he was always brimming with rage, was fedora up with his antics and tired of constant beret-tion.

The DA says he will push for capital punishment.

He was also quoted saying “Derby hell to pay for this vicious crime.”

The teen’s mother has been unable to be reached as she is away on a girls’ weekend. “We expect the news to bowler over,” said the sheriff.

Police on the scene urged the boy to admit to the crime and fez up already.

The boys’ father remarked that they’ll try their hardest to cope with the sombrero mood at home.

Authorities confirm the boy’s mother has been reached in Panama.

EDIT: This just in! The teen’s last meal was beanie weenies!

EDIT: The attacker allegedly screamed: “Yamaka ut ya up!” as he charged his brother!

As it turns out, the suspect had been stocking his brother for days.

The family, who refused to comment, seemed satisfied to allow their remaining son to grin and baret.