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How to make a Down Ass Bitch*. The perfect beverage for any bitch that’s cool.
(*The DAB is the drink I mentioned in this post)
- Fill a glass with ice.
- Add a 10 second count of Pinnicale Cotton Candy Vodka. I count to ten while I pour because I know that’s a lotta vodka.
- Pour enough Orange Juice into the cup to fill it about 2/3rds of the way.
- Fill almost the rest of it with Pineapple Juice.
- Top it with a cherry (True DAB’s require a cherry with a stem), and maybe a splash of Grenadine if you want to make it special.
- No need to stir.
- Drink until tipsy.
welll… would ya look at that.
and…”true dab’s require a cherry with a stem” …i think i have a drawing to do..
I would love to see this drawing. Also, this reminds me that I need to buy some more cotton candy vodka.
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eryntherat reblogged this from awesome-everyday and added:
Can I have it? I need it. Oh man.
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awesome-everyday reblogged this from food-and-things and added:
I assure you, it is.
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food-and-things reblogged this from awesome-everyday and added:
this shit sounds diabolical
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Per your recommendation,...bought some cotton candy vodka tonight. It is delicious.
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fuckinginappropriate reblogged this from t-wix and added:
IT’S FUCKING FRIDAY, WHERE IS MY VODKA?
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saffronjunkie reblogged this from awesome-everyday and added:
I definitely think me drinking this needs to happen at some point in the next few weeks.
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rand0mflora reblogged this from awesome-everyday and added:
I remember the day Pam first told us about the Cotton Candy vodka in the original post here. I wept because I couldn’t...
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t-wix reblogged this from awesome-everyday and added:
welll… would ya look at that. and…”true dab’s...stem” …i think i have an drawing
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mizjenkins said:
WOW. That sounds like death in a glass. More power to you!
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rockawkwardly said:
Omg this sounds like heaven!!!
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how-tokissdistinctly-american said:
That is is DANGER. YOU IN DANGER GIRL!
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tickiotock said:
Dude, no way!! I have a bottle of the whipped cream flavor in my kitchen right now! :o
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thepursuitofmusic said:
Sounds fuckin’ legit.
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