Pam is Awesome Everyday

"There has to be some point to our existence, right? I think “getting your shit together” means..."

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 16:49:49 -0500

“There has to be some point to our existence, right? I think “getting your shit together” means getting your shit to where you want it to be. Not where everyone else has their shit.”

- Woolie: I’m almost 30, man. I need to get my shit together.

I'm almost 30, man. I need to get my shit together.

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 16:34:12 -0500

subjecttomeg:

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I’m over 30. I should probs get on that, too.

For real. Nobody ever really prepares you for how your neroses make being an adult really fucking difficult.

“Go to college,” is not an appropriate solution for learning how to be an adult. It teaches you how to study (maybe), do creative things with ramen, and which cheap beers are palatable.

There need to be training classes for the *real* adulthood. Bills. Interpersonal realationships. Managing money for complete dumbasses. Cope with being a neurotic retard. How to cope with other nerrotic retards.

I’m just bitchin’. Being an adult is like drinking the last of the chocolate milk— it sounds like a really good idea, and it’s good for you, but the worst part is that it doesn’t taste as good as it did 3 days ago. That shit is rancid, and you wish you would have been prepared for it, or maybe not done it at all, but regardless you can’t go back to when the milk tasted good, or take back that you drank that nasty shit.

I'm almost 30, man. I need to get my shit together.

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 16:22:00 -0500

Me: Played a kick ass rock show last night

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 14:02:00 -0500

you: Insanely jealous of everyone who was there, because you missed it.

That gig last night was lame

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:29:04 -0500

We set up our shit, played 3 songs, and were asked to leave.

WHAT?

We told you we’re a rock band, dudes.

It’s all good. We didn’t book the show, and I have no desire to play that venue again anyway. And to the credit of the venue, I think that bar isn’t a live music venue anyway… it’s a bar that sometimes has a dude with a guitar jam while people ignore him and eat their chicken fingers and drink their heinekins.

Whatevs.

SMM always posts the best picture replies!

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:27:17 -0500

When turning left...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:12:46 -0500

walpaper:

Move the fuck up into the intersection so that more than just your selfish ass can make the light. Yeah, thanks.

Thoughts on a tv show I've never watched

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:42:45 -0500

Every time I see a photo post of some of those big-titted actresses from Mad Men, I’m kinda like… man. That was a shitty time for black people. Honestly it was shitty for everyone.

Even the music was kinda bad in the 60s.

The clothes were hot. The drinks were good. The men sucked a cow nut. Jobs were shit for ladies.

But mad men is a drama, so people dig it for that.

ramble ramble ramble

Two shows this week.

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:12:21 -0500

So tonight my band, The Revenge of Ricky Williams is playing a “private” show.

Uh huh. Right.

I don’t know what to expect, because we didn’t actually book the show. Some guy was like, oh hey, you guys want to play this event? And we were like, uh… Sure.

I don’t think the venue is going to be excited about us playing there unless they’ve booked the entire resturant/bar. I hope they know what they’re getting into, because our band is fucking loud, and I am a little ball of fire and energy when I hit the stage.

I don’t really think our band is appropriate for a 6pm cocktail mixer social-networking thingy, but fuck it, we’ll play and see what happens.

Either way, fuck it. We’re not getting paid for it, and it wasn’t even booked approrpaitely.

Like I said… I’m not a control freak, but… I do like to have a solid understanding of what everyone is doing and the ability to change things. (lol)

Winner-winner, chicken dinner!

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:07:48 -0500

Winner-winner, chicken dinner!

Seven Dead and 20 Injured in Shootings at Texas Base - NYTimes.com

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:05:32 -0500

Seven Dead and 20 Injured in Shootings at Texas Base - NYTimes.com:

Uhh, what?

missjohanna: livejamie: This is a Congolese “Sapeur” - They’re...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:35:24 -0500

missjohanna:

livejamie:

This is a Congolese “Sapeur” - They’re gangs of men that spend tens of thousands of dollars on expensive European designer suits while frequently otherwise living in abject poverty.

They have gang battles where instead of fighting each other, they have “Defi de Sape” - They go to another gang’s turf where their presence demands that the host gang run home and change into their finest suits to prove that they’re classier.

Their gangs have names like “L’Association des Anglais” (The Association of Englishmen) and “Deux Grands Dandies de la Capitale” (Two Rich Dandies.)

They are awesome.

say, what?

Is that true? Can we go hang out with these dudes?

carlovely: disney is giving my favorite mouse a makeover. the...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:30:04 -0500

carlovely:

disney is giving my favorite mouse a makeover. the above picture is mickey as he will appear in the video game ‘epic mickey’. the game, to be released next fall, will show the character’s darker side.

(read more here)

I really wish this had photo comments on it:

I just got an email from iVillage

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:18:31 -0500

“Are happy thoughts hazardous to your health?”

Really. Fucking really? I mean, I get the draw of “Are your children safe from the poison in your fish? News at eleven” But fuck.

Everything gives us cancer, or is going to eat our flesh off of our bones. We’re not even allowed to have guilt-free happy thoughts?

Fuck you, ivilliage. As usual.

laidbare: 2009! When I can blog anything from my phone and...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:08:35 -0500

laidbare:

2009! When I can blog anything from my phone and where men drive trucks with fake Jesus quotes on them!

I doubt that he ever said that. Sounds like a movie character:)!

Arnold is gonna be pissed.

Glenn Beck is an unfunny tool of the media which he so gladly bends over backwards to, and he panders to the lowest common denominator of ignorant lemmings.

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:50:37 -0500

robertonawhim:

(via awesome-everyday)

hear, hear.

now do Glenn Beck!

Jeff dunham sucks, and his comedy is an excuse for racist pricks to laugh at that sort of thing in public.

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:29:41 -0500

Just so all you trashy hipster whores who want a tattoo of their name know:

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:10:11 -0500

Getting a tattoo on your calf is something that hookers do. Often they’ll get their names tattooed on their arms, legs, or even their asses.

Why?

So that the police can identify the body.

Consider that when you’re selecting tattoos/tattoo locations.

Not only does my company still support dot matrix printers

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:56:05 -0500

The mouse I’m using has a BALL in it.

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Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:54:37 -0500