Pam is Awesome Everyday

You know, as much as I enjoy using facebook:

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 12:54:10 -0500

It is an unreliable, rapidly-changing to the point of being annoying, browser crashing piece of shit.

Now hopefully that crazy eye twitch will go away.

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:45:38 -0500

I GOT A NEW JOB!

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:35:05 -0500

FUCK YES.

86400: (via willzone) I’m a sucker for a good monkey. lol,...

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:29:16 -0500

86400:

(via willzone)

I’m a sucker for a good monkey.

lol, taylor goes, “That monkey looks like captian kirk!”

A master's thesis on the female experience of American Hardcore

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:07:43 -0500

A master's thesis on the female experience of American Hardcore:

negevrockcity:

Academia vs. Bikini Kill
(via gillianmae)

I haven’t even read this yet, but I already like it.

86400: inothernews: reimer: mayafish: Wow, really? Thanks to...

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:39:23 -0500

86400:

inothernews:

reimer:

mayafish:

Wow, really?

Thanks to twitter’s awesome new retweet feature* I got to see this gem from some jerk I don’t follow in my timeline.

For the record, people’s jokes on twitter are often the only thing keeping me from throwing myself off a bridge. And I follow hardly anyone who uses it for business. No one does it right, and it all tends to just look like spam. Plus, if I’m not in your industry, I probably don’t care about your business tweets.

Also: HEY DOUCHEBAG. SORRY MY CAREER IS SUFFERING BECAUSE OF THIS BULLSHIT ECONOMY AND THAT I DON’T HAVE ANY “BUSINESS TWEETS” WORTH READING.

*Not really awesome.

Everything she said. And: if my life and my bank account weren’t a joke(s), I’d have nothing to Tweet about. Who’s the smart one now, Mr. Meeting Guy.

That guy’s name is so easy to fix.

I’m seeing a Courage Wolf style meme here…. anyone?

Tracy Morgan and Michael Ian Black.

This guy can choke on their joke-tweeting dicks, and wallow in disapointment over their massive bank accounts.

thelos: sqpeg: Sigh…. joshdee:(via katelynfarriella)

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:32:42 -0500

thelos:

sqpeg:

Sigh….

joshdee:(via katelynfarriella)

revengeofrickywilliams: Kim Rupe, The Revenge of Ricky...

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:50:06 -0500

revengeofrickywilliams:

Kim Rupe, The Revenge of Ricky Williams’ own Fan Club Princess… giving our logo some well deserved lovin’.

Yes, we have a full-sized sign. Yes we are taking pictures with it all over the place, mostly parties.

Yes, it’s 3d. Yes, you may lick it.

via www.usasoda.com Mr Pibb: Great cat name, or greatest cat...

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:39:03 -0500

via www.usasoda.com

Mr Pibb: Great cat name, or greatest cat name?

I have an incredibly bad headache.

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:33:15 -0500

I get them like this every once and a while, and I think it is related to barometric pressure, because advil doesn’t help.

It started in the middle of the night around when the rain stopped (I’m guessing). It’s all sinus pressure and it hurts like a motherfucker.

My mother has been IMing me like it’s a favor to me.

I’ve had 4 interviews in the past week, and one more later this week for a gig I don’t think I’ll want.

Also, I have been pooping non-stop.

Let's go get some lunch. How about Wendys?

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:29:12 -0500

How about Wen DEEZ NUTS!!!

There was just a photograph of a real turd in a real toilet on my dashboard.

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 11:32:47 -0500

Where's the beef?

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 11:00:34 -0500

Do you like fish sticks?

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 10:52:06 -0500

Can I call you mister Deez?

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 10:48:28 -0500

DEEZ NUTS!

balls

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 10:08:12 -0500

dharrison: Cookin’ with Coolio #2: Fork Steak & Ghetallian...

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:07:09 -0500

dharrison:

Cookin’ with Coolio #2: Fork Steak & Ghetallian Garlic Bread

LMAOOOO!!!

“BROKE ASS TOP RAMEN EATING MOTHAFUCKA” LOL!!!!

baxterp2: If my mother would just learn to love IM, I wouldn’t have 27 emails from her. Trust me,...

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:07:06 -0500

baxterp2:

If my mother would just learn to love IM, I wouldn’t have 27 emails from her.

Trust me, as I speak from experience… NEVER TEACH YOUR PARENTS HOW TO USE AN IM CLIENT.

Checking myself....

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:04:07 -0500

I’ll put an apple in my mouth right now and stfu, because comparing homophobia to racisim is kind of like comparing the holocaust to american slavery.

Both of them are tragic, but in very different ways.

And with that: Lunch!

Also, to gay white guys:

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:00:22 -0500

When you walk into a room, you’re not immediately judged at that interview.

I am.

You don’t wear “Gay” on your skin, or face every minute of every day.

It is a little different being a racial minority.

Just putting that out there.