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Jan. '12

I propose we make a “Tumblr Says Fuck The Awards Ceremony” award for Bridesmaids.

15

Jan. '12

Octavia Spencer!!!!

Octavia Spencer!!!!

15

Jan. '12

Ryan Gosling is not at this year’s Golden Globes.

He’s somewhere waist-deep in a woman who isn’t me, or you.

Or not.

Only his pubes know for sure, I reckon.

15

Jan. '12

Could’ve done without all the cutting to the bitter, confused white people during Idris Elba’s speech.

thegreatpumpkin:

neverwillstop:

Then again, white tears are my fuel. So.

15

Jan. '12

FUCK YEAH TYRION LANNISTER!!

15

Jan. '12

KRISTEN WIIG WAS ROBBED!

15

Jan. '12

IDRIS ELBA, MOTHERFUCKERS!

15

Jan. '12

fuck all of y’all, game of thrones is the shit.

15

Jan. '12

Golden Globes Live Stream, Bitches!

15

Jan. '12

thedisgruntledgradstudent: Today in hot fashions for your next Carnival Cruise.

thedisgruntledgradstudent:

Today in hot fashions for your next Carnival Cruise.

15

Jan. '12

A non-verbal equivalent of what some of y’all have to say about these dresses.

A non-verbal equivalent of what some of y’all have to say about these dresses.

(Source: moscow)

15

Jan. '12

desertmar: tesseralharmonics: paper-is-patient: fuckyeahhotactress: Naya Rivera @The Golden Globes Red Carpet 2012 She is stunning, but I feel like…it looks like she put the dress on backwards. I look forward to IDCC’s reaction. yikes.  I love her, but her fashion choices are always a little off. This girl could wear my fucking electricity bill and I’d still think she was gorgeous.

desertmar:

tesseralharmonics:

paper-is-patient:

fuckyeahhotactress:

Naya Rivera @The Golden Globes Red Carpet 2012

She is stunning, but I feel like…it looks like she put the dress on backwards.

I look forward to IDCC’s reaction.

yikes.  I love her, but her fashion choices are always a little off.

This girl could wear my fucking electricity bill and I’d still think she was gorgeous.

15

Jan. '12

Tumblr said it first: Fashion at the 2012 Golden Globes?  BORING.

Tumblr said it first: Fashion at the 2012 Golden Globes? 

BORING.

15

Jan. '12

joiesdevivre: Everyone needs to bow the fuck down.

joiesdevivre:

Everyone needs to bow the fuck down.

(Source: cundtcake)

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