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How to make a Down Ass Bitch*. The perfect beverage for any bitch that’s cool.
(*The DAB is the drink I mentioned in this post)
Fill a glass with ice.
Add a 10 second count of Pinnicale Cotton Candy Vodka. I count to ten while I pour because I know that’s a lotta vodka. 
Pour enough Orange Juice into the cup to fill it about 2/3rds of the way. 
Fill almost the rest of it with Pineapple Juice.
Top it with a cherry (True DAB’s require a cherry with a stem), and maybe a splash of Grenadine if you want to make it special. 
No need to stir. 
Drink until tipsy.

welll… would ya look at that.and…”true dab’s require a cherry with a stem” …i think i have a drawing to do..

I would love to see this drawing. Also, this reminds me that I need to buy some more cotton candy vodka.

t-wix:

awesome-everyday:

How to make a Down Ass Bitch*. The perfect beverage for any bitch that’s cool.

(*The DAB is the drink I mentioned in this post)

  • Fill a glass with ice.
  • Add a 10 second count of Pinnicale Cotton Candy Vodka. I count to ten while I pour because I know that’s a lotta vodka.
  • Pour enough Orange Juice into the cup to fill it about 2/3rds of the way.
  • Fill almost the rest of it with Pineapple Juice.
  • Top it with a cherry (True DAB’s require a cherry with a stem), and maybe a splash of Grenadine if you want to make it special.
  • No need to stir.
  • Drink until tipsy.

welll… would ya look at that.
and…”true dab’s require a cherry with a stem” …i think i have a drawing to do..

I would love to see this drawing. Also, this reminds me that I need to buy some more cotton candy vodka.