I'm Pam Newman.
I am awesome every day & you are too.
Ask me!
Follow my butt on Twitter!
I'm a writer of aricles, poems & songs. Here's some cool stuff I wrote.
The hazards of multiple Twitter accounts. This tweet, posted on the Secret Service’s Twitter account, was deleted seconds later.
Whoops!
It was only nine days ago that this account started up. Guess someone’s getting fired.
Whoops.
BWAHHAAHA OH MY GOD LMFAO, I’m still laughing at this!
I want your butter, I want you fried grease
la la ah ah ard
Chorus:
I want your butter, your butter and hams!
You and me could eat some candied yams
Wooooahhh ooooh
I want your butter, your butter and hams!
You and me could eat some candied yams
Wooooahhh ooooh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
I want to lick the spoon and pan
Wooooahhh ooooh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Fried in your butter dance
Ah ah ha ha, Ya’ll! Ah ah ha ha y’all! Ah ha Paula, y’all, want butter & hams.
Verse:
I want your butter, I want your sharp cheese
I want it baked at 350 degrees
I want your butter. Butter butter butter, I want your butter.
I want your mama’s old candied yams
I want your chocolate coated fried snacks in my hand
I want it y’all. Y’all, y’all y’all I want it all.
Bridge:
You know that I’m hungry baby, You know that I need it
I want your butter, your butter and hams!
(to my surprise, “paula dean,” was a saved tag)
do you think 20 years from now trent reznor is randy newman?
THE INTERNET EXPLAINED!
Everything that tries to explain the internet is hilarious.
“Hyperlinking is in no way hazardous to your health!”
-rosasparks- replied to your photo: slutty dorothy at the melody inn in indianapolis. …
YOU’RE A SLUT, YOU SLUTTY SLUT! HAVE YOU NO SHAME, YOU SLUT!
The good witch of the north speaks the truth. And I mean I know, right? Some 22 year old dude I think I met last wekeend just crawled out of my vag while I was posting that.
Oh wait, it’s a girl. Her hair was just wrapped around her forhead with my sweet organic lady beverages.
