I'm Pam Newman.
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I'm a writer of aricles, poems & songs. Here's some cool stuff I wrote.
I would like to thank the swap meet for his hat.
I couldn’t have made it through the grammys without bey and jay. (via glossylalia)
LOLing rull hard at a person stating “The diversity” as their favorite thing about Louisville, Kentucky.
Wikipedia on Louisville:
The 2005–2007 population estimate was 74.8% White (71.7% non-Hispanic White alone), 22.2% Black or African American, 0.6% American Indian and Alaska Native, 2.0% Asian, 0.1% Native Hawaiian and Other Pacific Islander, 1.4% from some other race and 1.6% from two or more races. 2.9% of the total population were Hispanic or Latino (of any race).[54]
That’s not particularly diverse.
When it’s not a legitimate candidate, the political system has a way of shutting it down.
on a scale of 1 to dancing around outside half-naked in the middle of a hurricane how white r u?
TOO. MUCH. CAFFEINE!
I’m gonna turn into a coffee bean. Rich, decadent and delicious.
I’m everything in that list except rich.
Maybe I do want to be a coffee bean, after all?
WHAT THE FUCK, MAN
YOU GIVE ME THIS FUCKING CUP AND IT DOESN’T EVEN FIT
YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE
(Source: ForGIFs.com)
One last thing about running for office:
I’m pretty cool, calm and collected most of the time. I am a very reasonable person.
However… i’m not even tempered enough to not eventually go the fuck off on somebody if they’ve been really mean to me for a long time.
So there would eventually be a Christian Bale type meltdown in a public place if I ran for office.



