Awesome Every Day

I just watched a video of a cat soothing a crying baby to sleep.

I mean. You guys. For real? Wow, that’s the cutest fucking thing.

But this stuff has surely been happening for the past like, bajillion years. 

The internet makes sharing the cutest, most amazing human-animal interactions real. Because y’all know you’re thinking, “That’s bullshit. A cat? Soothing a crying baby to sleep? Get the fuck outta here.”

Dreams

I had this dream last night where my job was to drive across the country in this rental car. It was kind of a luxury car, like a Cadillac or something, but one of those new Cadillacs that look like they’re from the future. I don’t know what my job was.

Some stuff happened and I ended up working somewhere, and I was pregnant.

All of the sudden I start giving birth. Giving birth was hard, but of course I didn’t feel any pain. It was a lot of work, and I swear I felt this baby moving through my body. Again, no pain. Everyone was trying to help me give birth, and all of the sudden I realized I was going to make a huge mess, so I went to a toilet stall and sat on the floor to give birth to my baby.

It popped right out onto the floor on it’s head, but it was okay, lol.

The umbiblical cord was laying there, and I took some scissors out of my purse and cut it off of my baby. I also managed to get up off of the floor with this naked wet baby and sit on the toilet to get rid of the after birth, which was really yucky.

Then I had this little baby! My baby was a girl. She was so cute. It looked kind of like me, and it was really sweet. It wasn’t crying or anything. I put it’s head next to my cheek and I could feel how soft its skin was, and how warm it was. I even felt really protective of it, like it was the most important thing I’d ever held. I immediately loved this baby.

Someone asked me what I was going to name this adorable little girl, and I said Jerrica, after Jem from Jem in the holograms. What a terrible name, lol.

I looked up the meaning of giving birth online, and the sites I visited said being pregnant and giving birth represent a couple of things— Change, nurturing change, and happy babies represent good change.

I wasn’t in a panic at all in my dream, and neither was the resulting child.

A couple of sites I read said babies can also be in the dreams of menustrating women. If you’re not planning on being pregnant it can be a part of fears of having a baby. I don’t want to have a kid, but I’m not really freaking out about potentially having a kid. I’m on some good pills for that.