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I'm a writer of aricles, poems & songs. Here's some cool stuff I wrote.

barelysarcasm:

That’s a good look for a lady.

 I don’t usually find Victora Beckham this boneable, but… damn!

barelysarcasm:

That’s a good look for a lady.

 I don’t usually find Victora Beckham this boneable, but… damn!

I am watching the video of myself from yesterday.

Damn, I’m cute.

I would totally hit it.

Damian Kulash of Ok Go y u so fine? Unf!

And more importantly, y u so married?

Damian Kulash of Ok Go y u so fine? Unf!

And more importantly, y u so married?

I have previously discussed how much I love Smiley Face, and how it is my FAVORITE stoner movie.
No matter how many times I see it (or what condition I see it in) it cracks me up.
Also, I really would not be opposed to doing any variety of naked, sweaty things with Anna Faris.
UNF.
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I have previously discussed how much I love Smiley Face, and how it is my FAVORITE stoner movie.

No matter how many times I see it (or what condition I see it in) it cracks me up.

Also, I really would not be opposed to doing any variety of naked, sweaty things with Anna Faris.

UNF.

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The Fifth Element
I LOVE THIS MOVIE TOO. A LOT.
CHRIS TUCKER! A BLUE OPERA SINGER! BRUCE WILLIS! MILLA JOVOVICH IN A BODY-THONG! LOVE SAVES THE WORLD!
It’s everything I could possibly ask for.
This is totally in my top 10 favorite movies, in the same company as Casablanca, Amelie and Kill Bill Volume I.
I <3 you Milla Jovovich.

The Fifth Element

I LOVE THIS MOVIE TOO. A LOT.

CHRIS TUCKER! A BLUE OPERA SINGER! BRUCE WILLIS! MILLA JOVOVICH IN A BODY-THONG! LOVE SAVES THE WORLD!

It’s everything I could possibly ask for.

This is totally in my top 10 favorite movies, in the same company as Casablanca, Amelie and Kill Bill Volume I.

I <3 you Milla Jovovich.

This pleases me.

This pleases me.

nola-darling:

what i’m doing for the rest of my work day.

Ryan Gosling can show me how to undress like a movie star.

nola-darling:

what i’m doing for the rest of my work day.

Ryan Gosling can show me how to undress like a movie star.