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Her name is Sophia! #cats

Her name is Sophia! #cats

Things I have in common with cats

  1. I like to nap during the day
  2. I like raw fish
  3. I like to play with string (knitting, basically)
  4. I spend a decent amount of my day grooming myself
  5. People tend to like pictures of me on the internet.

This fine furry chap is my irl BFF’s cat.
His name is Z, and he says “Fuck the papparazzi!”

This fine furry chap is my irl BFF’s cat.

His name is Z, and he says “Fuck the papparazzi!”

life:

newsweek:

In which a tiny kitten falls down a hole into an underground dungeon for hours, but then gets rescued (!), and eats an ear of corn to celebrate, as it should.

Similar things have happened in the past — an underground dungeon may, or may have not been involved. See picture below. (Allan Grant—Time & Life Pictures/Getty Images)


I would like all of you to appreciate that NPR reblogged Life magazine who reblogged Newsweek’s picture of a cat eating corn on the cob.
Residents of the internet, we have won this day.

life:

newsweek:

In which a tiny kitten falls down a hole into an underground dungeon for hours, but then gets rescued (!), and eats an ear of corn to celebrate, as it should.

Similar things have happened in the past — an underground dungeon may, or may have not been involved. See picture below. (Allan Grant—Time & Life Pictures/Getty Images)

I would like all of you to appreciate that NPR reblogged Life magazine who reblogged Newsweek’s picture of a cat eating corn on the cob.

Residents of the internet, we have won this day.

I LOVE IT.

I LOVE IT.

I just watched a video of a cat soothing a crying baby to sleep.

I mean. You guys. For real? Wow, that’s the cutest fucking thing.

But this stuff has surely been happening for the past like, bajillion years. 

The internet makes sharing the cutest, most amazing human-animal interactions real. Because y’all know you’re thinking, “That’s bullshit. A cat? Soothing a crying baby to sleep? Get the fuck outta here.”

Maybe cashcats & FatCatsOnWallStreet are related?

Maybe cashcats & FatCatsOnWallStreet are related?

OMG SUPERCUTE

OMG SUPERCUTE

While Prince George’s County has been rocked in the past month by everything from earthquakes to hurricanes to heavy flooding, one critter — a weeks-old kitten — beat the odds and managed to survive it all, in part thanks to a good Samaritan.

Wayne Smith, who found the kitten, named it Yoda, after the diminutive Star Wars character with giant ears.

Stray kitten tests 9 lives to survive flooding

teallikethecolor:

gloriousmadness:

pamplemoussi:

“What is the Teal Cat Project? $25 (plus shipping) will get you a unique and stylish teal cat. That money goes directly towards our affiliated kitty cat rescue programs. Each cat is upcycled with teal paint, and outfitted with a numbered tag for authenticity.”
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE THING PAINTED MY FAVOURITE COLOUR, HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? 
Obviously I am ordering one!

I LOVE this!!!

If anyone wants to buy me a birthday present.

I love this color, and I love cats.
Someone help me with my goal of hugging every one of these little teal cats.

teallikethecolor:

gloriousmadness:

pamplemoussi:

What is the Teal Cat Project? $25 (plus shipping) will get you a unique and stylish teal cat. That money goes directly towards our affiliated kitty cat rescue programs. Each cat is upcycled with teal paint, and outfitted with a numbered tag for authenticity.”

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE THING PAINTED MY FAVOURITE COLOUR, HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? 

Obviously I am ordering one!

I LOVE this!!!

If anyone wants to buy me a birthday present.

I love this color, and I love cats.

Someone help me with my goal of hugging every one of these little teal cats.

I LOVE CATS. I WANT TO HUG EVERY CAT. BUT I CAN’T HUG ALL THE CATS.
/incessant sobbing

I LOVE CATS. I WANT TO HUG EVERY CAT. BUT I CAN’T HUG ALL THE CATS.

/incessant sobbing