I'm Pam Newman.
I am awesome every day & you are too.
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I'm a writer of aricles, poems & songs. Here's some cool stuff I wrote.
“America: less kettle corn, more math.” - Obama, SOTU 2011
Can’t wait for more Community!
Mmm, ellen page. The very sight of you makes me want to smell your hair.
I and every other hot blooded human who craves the insides of another woman’s thighs is prepared to literally bend over backwards for you to place your succulent thighs over our cheeks.
Your ability to deliver snarky dialogue while remaining hot and youthful not only entrances me, but confirms the fact that if we can swap DNA, it would be a fruitful endevour.
Ellen Page, not only can you hit it, but I’d move to Iowa to marry you.
I’ve started a side blog.
Happy birthday to you both Sean and John Lennon!
Whatever! Sean Lennon, hide your forever face for another day!
Rejoice, you relatively young man!
You CAN hit it. Half Japanese and Half Beatle? Duh, let’s make the gene pool more superior. I mean, I’m Michael Jackson’s kid, after all.
We could create a superhuman.
Just think about it Sean, you know where to find me.