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I’m really happy to be back at work! :D

The staycation was wonderful, and wasn’t one day too long. I could have stood to sleep until 11 again today, but C’est la vie, oui?

I also did something a little different with my hair this morning. A couple of braids, semi-pigtail style, tucked away. I’m feeling cute, so watch out world. I’m comin’ at your neck with an arsenal of adorable!!

Rawr!

Man, Monday needs to get the hell out of my face with this morning crap.
Today is one of those days where I’m extra glad I like my job, because I feel like it’s good to be here despite Morning.
Today’s outfit highlights include:
Green eyeshadow 
this NEON YELLOW SHIRT
this hair dongle (Amy Poehler might wanna get in on this dongle action)
my thrift shop tie. 

Man, Monday needs to get the hell out of my face with this morning crap.

Today is one of those days where I’m extra glad I like my job, because I feel like it’s good to be here despite Morning.

Today’s outfit highlights include:

  • Green eyeshadow 
  • this NEON YELLOW SHIRT
  • this hair dongle (Amy Poehler might wanna get in on this dongle action)
  • my thrift shop tie. 
pam at the sag awards 2013 by tart22 featuring gucciGucci , $410 / Dr. Martens leather buckle boots / Judith Leiber  / Kimberly McDonald diamond pave earrings, $6,745 / Jennifer Meyer Jewelry white gold jewelry / Blue Nile diamond bangle bracelet / Ray-Ban  eye glasses / NARS Cosmetics  / NARS Cosmetics , $21



Gucci , $410 / Dr. Martens leather buckle boots / Judith Leiber / Kimberly McDonald diamond pave earrings, $6,745 / Jennifer Meyer Jewelry white gold jewelry / Blue Nile diamond bangle bracelet / Ray-Ban eye glasses / NARS Cosmetics / NARS Cosmetics , $21

See this beautiful dress?  I bought it over a week ago, but you know. It’s the holidays, so the shipping services are all constipated. I figured I’d have it by now, but no dice.
I doubt it will arrive tomorrow morning.
I really wanted to have it to wear in Philly, but it seems as though it will not arrive until Thursday, when I will be breathing the chunky air and drinking the leaded water distributed in the City of Brotherly Love.
But can we all bask in the glory of this dress, and have a moment of silence for whenever I do wear this for the first time, because I predict socks getting knocked impermanently off.

See this beautiful dress?  I bought it over a week ago, but you know. It’s the holidays, so the shipping services are all constipated. I figured I’d have it by now, but no dice.

I doubt it will arrive tomorrow morning.

I really wanted to have it to wear in Philly, but it seems as though it will not arrive until Thursday, when I will be breathing the chunky air and drinking the leaded water distributed in the City of Brotherly Love.

But can we all bask in the glory of this dress, and have a moment of silence for whenever I do wear this for the first time, because I predict socks getting knocked impermanently off.

GPOYW: Really like this tie. I’m into the shirt/tie/hoody combo as of late. Goes well with my Jem earrings.

See also: Cute-ass shoes with pink soles.

H&M

Their size *Cough* pants fit me perfectly. I got them at the store in Florence, Y’all!

The ones I’m wearing were 10 dollars… I should have bought 2 pairrrrr!

Smiles & Suspenders

It’s warm like summer again this week, so I have on a a summer dress… with a scarf! 
AND?! CHECK OUT THESE FALL NAILS, YO. ORANGE ON ORANGE ON ORANGE. 

It’s warm like summer again this week, so I have on a a summer dress… with a scarf! 

AND?! CHECK OUT THESE FALL NAILS, YO. ORANGE ON ORANGE ON ORANGE. 

I finished my scarf last night! I am really proud of it. It’s really cozy, super warm and a little over 5’ long. And this is the perfect fall color!

Check out that fly-ass fringe, too.

GPOYW: It’s October 3rd! And on Wednesdays, we wear pink!

GPOYW: It’s October 3rd! And on Wednesdays, we wear pink!

I ORDERED THE MARTHA JONES JACKET!

According to the support at the website (Which has been very helpful, btw!) It’s a little big, but that’s perfect, because I’ll be able to wear it well into the winter with lots of hoodies and sweaters underneath. 

I have a feeling I’m going to live in this jacket. I might wear it in the summer. Who knows?

I also straightened my hair for the first time in over a month today, and my hair is TOTALLY long enough to do Martha’s updo. AWESOMEISTA HALLOWEEN COSPLAY HERE I COME!

Would I be an asshole, embarrassment of a nerd if I spent $99 on this* jacket?
*replica of Martha Jones’, character** from DOCTOR FUCKING WHO’s jacket…
**I COULD GO AS MARTHA FOR HALLOWEEN AND I’LL HAVE A SWEET LEATHER JACKET FOR FOREVER!

Would I be an asshole, embarrassment of a nerd if I spent $99 on this* jacket?

*replica of Martha Jones’, character** from DOCTOR FUCKING WHO’s jacket…

**I COULD GO AS MARTHA FOR HALLOWEEN AND I’LL HAVE A SWEET LEATHER JACKET FOR FOREVER!

The dress!

Going for the simple black dress with the sexy back, because I got happy and my heart (and ass) grew two sizes over the course of a year :)

Are you trying to get down with the Kentucky Derby and related festivities? Are you too far away, too broke or too busy to participate as much as you’d like?
Louisville.com is doing some SERIOUS(LY FUN) coverage ALL WEEKEND of:
Horse racing
Parties & Fashions (HATS! SPRING DRESSES! FASCINATIORS!)
Food and Booze
Free events
Celebrity sightings & interviews! (Ice-T is one confirmed interview so far)
Also expect to read and see pictures of beautiful people in hats, baseball bats, bourbon and other things Louisville, Kentucky on Louisville.com’s Derby coverage page.

Are you trying to get down with the Kentucky Derby and related festivities? Are you too far away, too broke or too busy to participate as much as you’d like?

Louisville.com is doing some SERIOUS(LY FUN) coverage ALL WEEKEND of:

  1. Horse racing
  2. Parties & Fashions (HATS! SPRING DRESSES! FASCINATIORS!)
  3. Food and Booze
  4. Free events
  5. Celebrity sightings & interviews! (Ice-T is one confirmed interview so far)

Also expect to read and see pictures of beautiful people in hats, baseball bats, bourbon and other things Louisville, Kentucky on Louisville.com’s Derby coverage page.