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I'm a writer of aricles, poems & songs. Here's some cool stuff I wrote.

Also, here’s an old video of me playing Telephone by Lady Gaga & Beyonce on acoustic guitar.

Or as I like to call them in that collaboration Gagaeyonce :-D

Pam Newman - Telephone (By lady gaga & beyonce)

rawk!

Telephone by Lady Gaga & Beyonce (aka gagaeyonce) covered by Pam Newman, aka Punk Rock Pam aka OMG ME!!!

Another internetless monday’s ass being absorbed by the seats of Highlands Coffee.
I really look fucking cute today.
I had a pretty amazing weekend. I will probably talk about it later.
Also: I realized today that Telephone by Gagaeyonce has the same chord structure as a sawng I wrote, Selfish Bitch! WOAH.
Expect a pam newman acoustic cover of that shit sooner than later.

Another internetless monday’s ass being absorbed by the seats of Highlands Coffee.

I really look fucking cute today.

I had a pretty amazing weekend. I will probably talk about it later.

Also: I realized today that Telephone by Gagaeyonce has the same chord structure as a sawng I wrote, Selfish Bitch! WOAH.

Expect a pam newman acoustic cover of that shit sooner than later.

After the show, we had a small gathering at my apartment, eating and drinking and playing/listening to music.
There was a lot of Ga Ga ness. You can’t really tell, but I still had my makeup on from the show.
There was also me, singing into a drumstick ice cream cone. I then ate it.
It was delicious.

After the show, we had a small gathering at my apartment, eating and drinking and playing/listening to music.

There was a lot of Ga Ga ness. You can’t really tell, but I still had my makeup on from the show.

There was also me, singing into a drumstick ice cream cone. I then ate it.

It was delicious.

YELLOW EYESHADOW.

YELLOW EYESHADOW.

The eyeliner, she is yellow. So is her sister, eyeshadow.
Dreams really do come true.

The eyeliner, she is yellow. So is her sister, eyeshadow.

Dreams really do come true.

I just downloaded the Telephone Ringtone.

I guess subliminal marketing works.

So the only two ringtones I’ve bought past the age of 21 are both lady gaga songs.