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IT IS SO FUCKING HOT OUTSIDE
The Supreme Court just announced a 5-4 decision striking down Montana’s ban on corporate money in elections. The decision was handed down without hearing oral argument on the case, meaning that the five conservative justices were not even open to hearing arguments that their election-buying decision in Citizens United might have been wrongly decided.
The justices also handed down a 5-4 decision by Justice Kagan holding that “the Eighth Amendment forbids a scheme of life in prison without possibility of parole for juveniles.” Justice Kennedy, a conservative who sometimes crosses over in criminal justice and gay rights cases, provided the fifth vote.
Taking A Stand Against Girl Scouts of the Day: An Indiana state House rep has caused a stir for refusing to sign a resolution honoring the Girl Scouts on the occasion of the youth organization’s 100th anniversary.
In a letter to his colleagues, Rep. Bob Morris (R-Fort Wayne) urged the House to rethink its endorsement of a group he says promotes abortion, homosexuality, and the sexualization of young girls.
Rep. Morris claims that “evidence” he found online led him to conclude that the Girl Scouts “is quickly becoming a tactical arm of Planned Parenthood,” and warns of “liberal progressive troop-leaders” who will “indoctrinate the girls in their troop according to the principles of Planned Parenthood.”
He goes on to excoriate the Girl Scouts for promoting “homosexual lifestyles” and allowing “‘transgender’ or cross-dressing” boys to join troops “just like any real girl.”
Finally, he takes issue with an alleged list of Girl Scout role models, which he claims are mostly “feminists, lesbians, or Communists,” excepting three with “a briefly-mentioned religious background.”
Morris closes by saying that in light of what he’s learned, and the fact that First Lady Michelle Obama is the Honorary President of Girl Scouts of America, he will be pulling his two daughters out of the local Girl Scouts troop, and signing them up for Little Flowers, the American Heritage Girls’ “traditional” alternative, where “they will learn about values and principles that will not confuse their conservative Hoosier upbringing.”
Morris is the only member of the Indiana state House who hasn’t signed the nonbinding Girl Scouts centennial resolution, but several other House Republicans will reportedly be taking their signatures back.
For its part, Girl Scouts of the USA has released statement denying the lawmaker’s allegations, particularly those concerning pamphlets supposedly distributed to troopers that say “there is no right or wrong way to have sex.”
A spokeswoman for the Girl Scouts of Northern Indiana-Michiana said GSUSA is aware of websites devoted to “exposing” the organization, but they have not impacted membership or cookie sales.
This kind of makes me want to cry.
I bolded some stuff that really made me ragestrokey.
GTFO of this planet, dude. Little flowers is lame. I’m disgusted to live across the river from the state where this douchebag legislates.
I haven’t been sick all year, but I have had a few allergy attacks, some epic cramps and today?
A motherfucking redunkulous stomach.
I have said a few times in my life that I feelt like shit, but today I am actually hyper-aware of what my bowels are up to. I feel my shit. It feels pretty PO’d. Any time something involuntarily escapes my body, I am reminded of the delicate ballence between feeling like shit and feeling your shit.
Not that I’m pooping myself or anything downright crazy. I just ate too much spicy stuff and am in need of an antacid. I’m within walking distance of some free ones, but it is just too fucking cold. So I’m hoping this hot tea works with my body chemistry, and not against it.
Belches that taste like stomach acid are not my cup of tea, I’ll be much happier with this mango blend’s taste in my mouth.
And this has been a blog post about gas, poop and assorted grossness.
This shit is obnoxious, pre-historic and as useless as the 3 wisdom teeth I grew.