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I'm a writer of aricles, poems & songs. Here's some cool stuff I wrote.

glossylalia:

Actual vampire personal trainer Prince Rogers Nelson.

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LOL This is hilarious & creepy.

insouciette:

nevillelongbadass:

themischief:

I LITERALLY JUST CLAPPED THIS

I almost didn’t buy the book because of that blurb.

OH MY GOODGAWDDAMN. I just laughed so hard I think I woke up the neighbor’s dog.

A Lannister Always Spays His Pets

A Lannister Always Spays His Pets

LMAO

LMAO

HIDE YO KIDS; HIDE YO WIFE

HIDE YO KIDS; HIDE YO WIFE

DEAL WITH IT

DEAL WITH IT

(Source: captainrealist)

What is it with men, why are they so intimidated by women who are good at shit. I think I overdo it, though. I want a man to feel that I would tear off his nutsack and wear it as a brooch.

notthatkindagay:

Stefon Mad Lib

New York’s hottest club is Lil’MissAmi. Nightlife Designers Gwen Stefani & Ramona have done it again.
Hidden behind North Bronx resturant Le Petit Bababadu, this place answers the question, The Fury?
Walk in and you’re greeted at the door by two bisexual recorder players.
Keep going if you dare, and you’ll see just about everything: Captian crunch, a Human Starry Night, the world’s greatest A Capella Abba tribute band, an animotronic christine o’donnell and be sure to get one of those wolrd famous Starfruit from Blork, the Cherokee belly dancer.

notthatkindagay:

Stefon Mad Lib

New York’s hottest club is Lil’MissAmi. Nightlife Designers Gwen Stefani & Ramona have done it again.

Hidden behind North Bronx resturant Le Petit Bababadu, this place answers the question, The Fury?

Walk in and you’re greeted at the door by two bisexual recorder players.

Keep going if you dare, and you’ll see just about everything: Captian crunch, a Human Starry Night, the world’s greatest A Capella Abba tribute band, an animotronic christine o’donnell and be sure to get one of those wolrd famous Starfruit from Blork, the Cherokee belly dancer.