I'm Pam Newman.

I am awesome every day & you are too.

Ask me!

Follow my butt on Twitter!

I'm a writer of aricles, poems & songs. Here's some cool stuff I wrote.

thesoftghetto:

omg

hahah the “sumn” she doin’ is beyonce’s husband so…

thesoftghetto:

omg

hahah the “sumn” she doin’ is beyonce’s husband so…

A-Ha Take On Me - Featuring: a Goat

I would like to thank the swap meet for his hat.

—I couldn’t have made it through the grammys without bey and jay. (via glossylalia)

LOLing rull hard at a person stating “The diversity” as their favorite thing about Louisville, Kentucky.

Wikipedia on Louisville:

The 2005–2007 population estimate was 74.8% White (71.7% non-Hispanic White alone), 22.2% Black or African American, 0.6% American Indian and Alaska Native, 2.0% Asian, 0.1% Native Hawaiian and Other Pacific Islander, 1.4% from some other race and 1.6% from two or more races. 2.9% of the total population were Hispanic or Latino (of any race).[54]

That’s not particularly diverse.

GUY’S WEED JUMPS OUT OF HIS POCKET; ASKS COP TO PICK IT UP

"Man with Romney FACE TATTOO disappointed with election results”

"Man with Romney FACE TATTOO disappointed with election results”


When it’s not a legitimate candidate, the political system has a way of shutting it down.

leatherpumpkin:

on a scale of 1 to dancing around outside half-naked in the middle of a hurricane how white r u?

I saw this on Facebook and seriously laughed until I cried.

I saw this on Facebook and seriously laughed until I cried.

"Mitt, we polled the 47% and they said you get to be president!

OF JACK SHIT!”

TOO. MUCH. CAFFEINE! 
I’m gonna turn into a coffee bean. Rich, decadent and delicious.
I’m everything in that list except rich. 
Maybe I do want to be a coffee bean, after all?

TOO. MUCH. CAFFEINE! 

I’m gonna turn into a coffee bean. Rich, decadent and delicious.

I’m everything in that list except rich. 

Maybe I do want to be a coffee bean, after all?

(Source: hello-kitty)

glaston-berry:

WHAT THE FUCK, MANYOU GIVE ME THIS FUCKING CUP AND IT DOESN’T EVEN FITYOU’RE AN ASSHOLE 

glaston-berry:

WHAT THE FUCK, MAN
YOU GIVE ME THIS FUCKING CUP AND IT DOESN’T EVEN FIT
YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE 

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

One last thing about running for office:

I’m pretty cool, calm and collected most of the time. I am a very reasonable person.

However… i’m not even tempered enough to not eventually go the fuck off on somebody if they’ve been really mean to me for a long time. 

So there would eventually be a Christian Bale type meltdown in a public place if I ran for office.