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I just realized that I haven’t been on a date in over a year. If you want to get semantical about what a proper date is, It’s been even longer. I haven’t been in a committed relationship since 2009.

No relationships so far this decade.

I really don’t care that I’m not in a relationship right now, and I’m not just saying that. I do, however, miss sex. I miss it a whole lot. Sometimes more than others, but I can deal without sex, too.

I do miss having a partner in crime, but that could be anyone. I don’t need to be in love to hang out with someone on the regular. It’s a nice benefit and comes with hugs, kisses and cuddles, but *shrug* with my inability to do fact-checking before I jump into the deep end of committed relationships, a couple years of downtime could do me some good.