I'm Pam Newman.
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I'm a writer of aricles, poems & songs. Here's some cool stuff I wrote.
I just poured some nasty, expired milk all over my cereal! Yuck!
Happy monday, everybody!! :)
Monday, a series of Haikus part 2
Woke up with a song
Repeating, stuck in my head
Over-played blonde song
Oh, oh, oh, woah, oh
We-hee are never, ever…
Back together… Ugh.
Monday, a series of Haikus
Again with Monday
My underpants on backwards
Picking out wedgies
Instead of gift picks
My butt has precedence now
Butts need coffee too
This is the face of Monday:
- It rained in my office
- I foolishly walked in there with no shoes on (YUCK)
- I left my power cable at home
- The humidity dissolved anything even resembling curl in my hair.
- I am having ramen noodles for lunch :P
Halfway to almost famous and I’m not done yet
Oh what a mothafuckin weekend, y’all!
I will share what I can of it with you via photographs from facebook.
Another internetless monday’s ass being absorbed by the seats of Highlands Coffee.
I really look fucking cute today.
I had a pretty amazing weekend. I will probably talk about it later.
Also: I realized today that Telephone by Gagaeyonce has the same chord structure as a sawng I wrote, Selfish Bitch! WOAH.
Expect a pam newman acoustic cover of that shit sooner than later.
