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I'm a writer of aricles, poems & songs. Here's some cool stuff I wrote.

This sunset wheat just asked me to join it for an afterparty with it’s two hot friends, so… Someone get me some KY jelly because I’m gettin’ drunky in kentucky.

This sunset wheat just asked me to join it for an afterparty with it’s two hot friends, so… Someone get me some KY jelly because I’m gettin’ drunky in kentucky.

[insert drunken commentary about the Olympic opening ceremony here]

pip pip, jolly good show, quite nice, right then.

*pours milk into tea*

[insert quote from downton abbey here]

MISTER CRAWLEY’S PENIS WORKS AFTER ALL!!!

[insert olympic event of mary and william making little posh babies]