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I AM 31 YEARS OLD TODAY!

I was really worried today was going to be a complete and utter fucking shitfest.

TODAY HAS NOT EVEN BEEN REMOTELY POOPLIKE!

I did have to wake up at 6 in the motherfucking morning, which was marginally fartish. BUT! That was because I went to a speaking engagement where I talked about some social justice/occupy shit, LikeABoss.gif.

The panel was at Bellarmine university and I was on this panel of motherfucking revoluitonaries, and we preached the truth on social motherfucking justice at some attentive (Some peacefully napping) college students. ALSO? The professor in charge of the panel hooked us up with FREE LUNCH.

Know what I got for lunch?

A TACO AND SOME MOTHERFUCKING NACHOS, THAT’S WHAT.

Then I went to another meeting on some educational justice stuff, and talked and laughed and ate a frosty.

Also? I bought ice cream. And a motherfucking Star Crunch. And lots of beer.

Now I am drinking said beer, and plan to shun the outside world, save for what I can get out of this machine from 2004 that my mom keeps calling a “Computer.” 

My laptop charger is still fucked, but I claim this “computer,” in the name of Pammas!

May the Nacho Fairy deliver all of your dreams today!!

January 31 Birthday Profile

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Aquarians born on January 31 have eccentric perspectives. They’re charismatic and can charm just about anyone. What may appear to be egotism is a simple appreciation for their gifts and talents. They are intelligent, yet their brilliance can be undermined by foolish choices.

Friends and Lovers

January 31 people forge powerful friendships. They seem to draw people who can add qualities to their lives that may be lacking. They do likewise with romantic partnerships. They are not adamant that their relationships be permanent. Often, when they have learned the lessons they need, they move on.

Children and Family

People born on January 31 are able to transcend their upbringing. Despite being unusual, they have a practical side that’s seen in the way they rationalize difficulties they may have experienced as children. As parents, they don’t push their children to succeed but allow them to develop at their own pace.

Health

January 31 men and women may endorse a natural lifestyle that includes holistic healing, meditation, a diet of raw fruits and vegetables, and exercise. They understand the need to promote mind-body-spirit harmony.

Career and Finances

People born on January 31 are intelligent and talented. The drawback to their potential success could be that they possess too many talents, so it may be difficult to settle on one career option. If they take an active interest in financial affairs, they are capable. But they prefer to turn financial management over to someone else.

Dreams and Goals

Like many Aquarians, January 31 men and women have the ability to see beyond their concerns and look at life on a global level. When young, it’s easy for them to become disillusioned once they discover this is not as simple as they had anticipated. Yet they’ll always find time to help others, in big or little ways.

They should avoid: Immaturity, fatuousness, addiction

They should embrace: Credibility, enjoyment, altruism

10 Days Til Pammas: LastMinuteBirthdayCountdownPost!

MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 10 DAYS. 31 ON THE 31ST. BALL SO HARD. ETC.

I THINK I HAVE A DATE WITH AN INCREDIBLY HANDSOME DUDE.

On the 3rd day of Pammas I want my tumblr followers to get from & give to meeeeeee: 3 bottles of Pinnacle whipped cream vodka

Two Name-Your-Own-Price purchases of my song, We Party Cause We’re Alive

And a Freschetta pepperoni pizza and ranch dressing in a pear tree!

11 Days until Pammas! (My Birthday)

I would really like for you to buy my song, We Party ‘Cause We’re Alive, as a birthday present to me. 

~~~♩ ♪♩ ♪♩ ♪♩ ♪♩ ♪~~~

On the 2nd day of Pammas my tumblr friends gave to me: two Name-Your-Own-Price purchases of my We Party Cause We’re Alive

And a Freschetta pepperoni pizza and ranch dressing in a pear tree!

We’ve arrived at the 12 days of Pammas!

Only 12 more days until my birthday!

For the first day of Pammas, I want someone to give to me: Freschiatta pepperoni pizza and ranch dressing in a pear tree!

On the first day of Pammas, what obnoxious gift do you want the Nacho Fairy to give you in a Pear tree?

You think you know what delicious is?


You think you understand the concept of a buttery, sugary cookie-like treat?
If you have not experienced Gouter de Roi, you really don’t know what’s up. You’ll eat the package for want of more buttery, biscuit-y heaven.
In other news, if you think I’m really cool, a box of these is what you should get me for my 31st birthday on the 31st. (Or an all expense paid trip to Los Angeles. Or margaritas and nachos. Or margaritas and nachos in Los Angeles. It’s pretty much up to you)

You think you know what delicious is?

You think you understand the concept of a buttery, sugary cookie-like treat?

If you have not experienced Gouter de Roi, you really don’t know what’s up. You’ll eat the package for want of more buttery, biscuit-y heaven.

In other news, if you think I’m really cool, a box of these is what you should get me for my 31st birthday on the 31st. (Or an all expense paid trip to Los Angeles. Or margaritas and nachos. Or margaritas and nachos in Los Angeles. It’s pretty much up to you)

My birthday is in 13 days! Is today lucky or unlucky??

My birthday is in 13 days! Is today lucky or unlucky??

(Source: 4lien)