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RIP Society of the Day: Not content with cornering the pizza party market, Pizza Hut has set its sights on the proposal party set too.
For $10,010, Pizza Hut will provide you with all the trimmings necessary for just a really classy way to kickstart an engagement: A ruby engagement ring, a bouquet of flowers, a personal fireworks display, a professional photographer and videographer, and, of course, a $10 Pizza Hut Dinner Box complete with a one-topping pan pizza, five breadsticks with marinara sauce, and 10 cinnamon sticks with icing in a cup for dippin’. Last but certainly far from least: A limo to take you to the Pizza Hut of your choice.
Like I said: Just really classy stuff.
You’re going to want to act fast, though: Pizza Hut has only made 10 “Perfect Proposal” packages available. For the love of God — hurry.
[eater.]
this would work on me
i’d accept this
maybe it’s ‘cause I’m on a diet right now and I haven’t had pizza in weeks but I’m pretty sure this would do.
This is the way to my heart. Listen up men of the world.
AHAHAHA!
I ain’t mad at it.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz4wyvuDLY1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
RIP Society of the Day: Not content with cornering the pizza party market, Pizza Hut has set its sights on the proposal party set too.
For $10,010, Pizza Hut will provide you with all the trimmings necessary for just a really classy way to kickstart an engagement: A ruby engagement ring, a bouquet of flowers, a personal fireworks display, a professional photographer and videographer, and, of course, a $10 Pizza Hut Dinner Box complete with a one-topping pan pizza, five breadsticks with marinara sauce, and 10 cinnamon sticks with icing in a cup for dippin’. Last but certainly far from least: A limo to take you to the Pizza Hut of your choice.
Like I said: Just really classy stuff.
You’re going to want to act fast, though: Pizza Hut has only made 10 “Perfect Proposal” packages available. For the love of God — hurry.
[eater.]
this would work on me
i’d accept this
maybe it’s ‘cause I’m on a diet right now and I haven’t had pizza in weeks but I’m pretty sure this would do.
This is the way to my heart. Listen up men of the world.
AHAHAHA!
I ain’t mad at it.
(Source: thedailywhat)
THE INTERNET IS AMAZING
My friend, Marianna gave me a Pizza Hut gift card for my birthday/new year’s/because she’s awesome.
We have never met face-to-face but she is my internet BFF. I mean, the woman knows me well enough to give me snacks over anything else.
So this iBFF relationship created some super good vibes, purely over the phone and via the interwebs.
Then I ordered the pizza on the internet, lol. It should be here in a half hour or so.
The internet is fucking amazing.
You’re going directly to a soft, comfortable chair in my heart.Sometimes I like to imagine that pepperoni was created for the purpose of bringing pizza to the next level. Nothing else coats the surface of the pizza like pepperoni juice. With other toppings, you have to chase down the toppings. Sometimes you get the little sausage crumbles, sometimes it’s just cheese. But with a properly assembled pepperoni pizza, you win with every bite.
I don’t even know where I’m going with this.
Zombie Nation- Kernkraft 400
This song has invaded my brainspace and it WON’T LEAVE.
This is what the inside of my brain currently looks like.
I love it when a GIF and a song are really best friends.
Also? Michelangelo was my FAVORITE NINJA TURTLE. Fun fact? I had a crush on him. Is that weird?
I mean, I was eleven, you guys. He loved all the things I loved: Martial Arts, Pizza, Partying, and being like, totally radical, dude. We could have had a good life together. I mean, my mom probably would have accepted the fact that he was a turtle. He was a little old for me, being a Teenager, but over time that would even out. I mean, by now he’d be like 35, right? 35 dating 30 is totally *NBD!
I had a dream about the Ninja Turtles when I was a kid that I still remember to this day: We were all hanging out— me and the turtles. We were tight like that, jealous? We ate pizza and then they had to go kick some shell for some reason or another. I went with them.
Battles ensued, and shell was whooped. At the end of the day I had to leave, and I remember the end of the dream really vividly: I was looking into the sewer hole, and Michelangelo told me he loved me, and he’d wait for me.
SWOON.
I mean, it’s no duh why the Most Romantic Pizza Place in Florence is named Michelangelo.
(Also: out of the artists they were named after, Michelangelo is my favorite)
*No Big Deal
