I'm Pam Newman.
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Hi from Philadelphia!
Sister Mary Martha: Wanna do lunch at some point maybe today or tomorrow?
today’s the day, you guys. The page is extremely slow to load, because obviously there is crazy spam voting happening.
The Dude’s entry ID is 150405.
Let me tell you, kids. If I can lower myself to ‘liking’ Gerber on Facebook, you can too.
Besides, no one gives a fuck what you like on Facebook anyway.
And I did it with Firefox, so no excuses.
THE DUDE IS KING OF EVERYTHING
I’ve got a fake account and I STILL cannot get in to vote in Firefox or IE. It just shows a blank page after I click the “Vote Now!” button. :(
P.S. The sidebar ads load just fine… YOU BASTARDS! [Shakes fist]
YOU SHOULD BE NICE & PARTICPATE! HER KID IS ADORABLE!
I forgot to buy an eyelash curler. I really need one. I used to have more make-up things and they all diseappeared? Like in the last year or so, I seem to have misplaced everything. That NYC eye color kit is made for “blue eyes” which lolmakeupartists, the made for “brown eyes” kits always make me look flat and slightly ill. I’ll wear grays and purples, thanks.
I attended the illustrious John Robert Powers Modeling & Finishing school. One of the first things we learned about makeup was never to match to our eyes or outfits, but to always match makeup colors to our skin tones!
OMG. Andrew made this for me. My child has been immortalized as a GIF. Life complete!
Sister Mary Martha is pregnant and she refers to her baby (boy) online as “The Dude.” This is a brilliant (And fucking creepy) gif. I’m so excited that she’s gonna have her baby soon.
Anyway, isn’t it crazy and exciting that her little boy is internet famous BEFORE BIRTH?
EAT THAT, DAVID AFTER DENTIST!