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I ate the Taco Bell Doritos shell taco today.
The verdict:
It tasted dry, and was not an improvement on the previous model.
It might be better as a taco supreme with sour cream and tomatoes, but I’m iffy about trying that. Also? The paper shell is a waste of space, because you still end up getting Doritos dust all over your fucking fingers.
Two out of five fucks given about this product, post tasting it.

I ate the Taco Bell Doritos shell taco today.

The verdict:

It tasted dry, and was not anĀ improvementĀ on the previous model.

It might be better as a taco supreme with sour cream and tomatoes, but I’m iffy about trying that. Also? The paper shell is a waste of space, because you still end up getting Doritos dust all over your fucking fingers.

Two out of five fucks given about this product, post tasting it.

In regards to the Taco Bell president’s quote in regards to the “Seasoned Beef.”

In regards to the Taco Bell president’s quote in regards to the “Seasoned Beef.”