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topherchris:

LEARNING TUMBLR video from 1993.

This is exquisite.

The ever present Topherchris has a newish collaborative side project which he has named, Tokerchris.
For the Tokerchris project, he’s collaborating with a celebrity artist named Mary Jane, and she’s one hot momma.
Always sassy, occasionally considered lazy and known around the world as a delivery pizza aficionado, Mary Jane has a style all her own. Although she has unfortunately earned some of her prior collaborators centuries worth of jail time, she’s actually a very kind and generous woman. Loved by many and loathed by the government, she is just the risqué talent Topherchris needed to power this project. Although many believe it seems as though Mary Jane is the real genius behind Topherchris’ latest artistic endeavor.
This underground project has various musings which bring a feeling of and a delightful variation of Topherchris’ signature googely-eyed icon. The difference is the Tokerchris icon is in serious need of some Visene. Because of its underground nature, Toperchris has been quoted saying, “I feel like I could say something controversial here and it wouldnt blow up,” and isn’t that the challenge of an internet enthusiast?
Although controversy is what many of the trendiest bloggers go after, the Tokerchris project seems to aim far away from posting about any of that stuff.
When an anonymous commenter asked, “Dude What? I was expecting many pics of dankity buds. what a slacking stoner blog. Figures.“ Tokerchris simply replied, “Yeah that sounds like a lot of work. I don’t take pics of my food or the things I fuck either. Well, sometimes.”

The ever present Topherchris has a newish collaborative side project which he has named, Tokerchris.

For the Tokerchris project, he’s collaborating with a celebrity artist named Mary Jane, and she’s one hot momma.

Always sassy, occasionally considered lazy and known around the world as a delivery pizza aficionado, Mary Jane has a style all her own. Although she has unfortunately earned some of her prior collaborators centuries worth of jail time, she’s actually a very kind and generous woman. Loved by many and loathed by the government, she is just the risqué talent Topherchris needed to power this project. Although many believe it seems as though Mary Jane is the real genius behind Topherchris’ latest artistic endeavor.

This underground project has various musings which bring a feeling of and a delightful variation of Topherchris’ signature googely-eyed icon. The difference is the Tokerchris icon is in serious need of some Visene. Because of its underground nature, Toperchris has been quoted saying, “I feel like I could say something controversial here and it wouldnt blow up,” and isn’t that the challenge of an internet enthusiast?

Although controversy is what many of the trendiest bloggers go after, the Tokerchris project seems to aim far away from posting about any of that stuff.

When an anonymous commenter asked, “Dude What? I was expecting many pics of dankity buds. what a slacking stoner blog. Figures.“ Tokerchris simply replied, “Yeah that sounds like a lot of work. I don’t take pics of my food or the things I fuck either. Well, sometimes.”

A few months ago I wrote a song about tumblr

I have a rap verse about topherchris too, which is utterly hilarious. Well, when my laptop died I lost the lyrics to the song. (Awwwww)

But today I got inspired to re-write it! (Yay!)

This version song is way better than the original. I smell dance rock I its production future.

The topherchris rap verse is somewhere in my archives so all I have to do is dig it out. It’s about to get redunkulous up in this place!

TOPHERCHRIS DROPPING KNOWLEDGE ON KIDS LIKE ISSAC NEWTONS APPLE
INTERNET MEMES AIN’T THE ONLY THING HE KNOWS SO AMPLE
EXISTENTIAL LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER HE’S NOT JUST YOUR AVERAGE
TUMBLR EMPLOYEE EXTRODINARE HE ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS LIKE A BANDIT

I found Topherchris at the supermarket, y’all!

I found Topherchris at the supermarket, y’all!

I am having WAY too much fun with topherchris’ corkboard thingy. You can hypothetically get your own.

I am having WAY too much fun with topherchris’ corkboard thingy. You can hypothetically get your own.

GPOYW:
Megan laying down a solid photobomb (My mom was trying to take my picture, and I wasn’t paying attention), Topherchris' backside while ordering himself a beer and Sangrias for Megan & moi.
Also, the GRAMMYs tickets are present for this photograph, as well.

GPOYW:

Megan laying down a solid photobomb (My mom was trying to take my picture, and I wasn’t paying attention), Topherchris' backside while ordering himself a beer and Sangrias for Megan & moi.

Also, the GRAMMYs tickets are present for this photograph, as well.

The red carpet

I was interviewed by grammys live, the LA times, and a few other places I will post later.

Tumblr & the grammys, thank you so much! It’s only 3pm and this is the most amazing day of my life.

Megan you are my hero! I never found beverley but I did find pauly d from the jersey shore. (Way more orange than you’d expect)

Topherchris, I owe you a million more hugs for beiing s supportive!

I’ll keep on livebloggin the 53rd annual GRAMMYs!!!!

In which Topherchris is a college girl.

In which Topherchris is a college girl.

Topherchris, your class knows no bounds.

Topherchris, your class knows no bounds.

(Source: topherchris)