I'm Pam Newman.

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I'm a writer of aricles, poems & songs. Here's some cool stuff I wrote.

And now I know I’m old.

I just got a lolable idea to Photoshop the Fendi, Prada and Louis Vuitton logos on to an old school BASIC Programming terminal, with like a turtle or something. I figured people my age would get a lol out of that.

Dude, I Googled “BASIC Turtle,” and the GIS results are of black turtlenecks & amphibians. BASIC is such fucking history that turtlenecks are way more relevant.